FIFA 12 Player Updates In Two Words :

[5 Goals - Hesakmi]

f*** off.

Krul 78 (f*** off)

Simpson 75 (generous)
Saylor 76 (f*** off)
Coloccini 80 (Rio f***ing Ferdinand is 85 so f*** off)
Santon 75 (meh)

Ben Arfa 79 (fair)
Cabaye 80 (f*** off)
Tiote 78 (f*** off)
Jonas 78 (f*** off)

Ba 82 (f*** off , why's Chicharito got a higher rating?)
Cisse 81 (acceptable)




Obertan 70 (LOL)
Perch 68 (Bless)
Guthrie 74 (f*** off)



I'm pretty f***ed off with FIFA , incapable bastards.

[B4E]

Muamba is a beast, should be higher mate. Don't know much about Ream, and sordell should be a 72.

I don't know much about Ream, but I watched the Bolton game against Millwall and he was MotM imo.

And he is/was rated highly in America. Just a piece of s*** game. Even Robbie Blake has gone down. What the f*** did he do?

There is so many wrong ratings it's unbelievable. Lampard is an 84 yet Sturridge is an 80. Ramires is better than Meireles yet Meireles is 81 and Ramires is 79. Ivanovic is a 83 yet Terry is a 85, what the f***. Don't get me started on Romeu being 72

How the f*** is Van Persie 88 yet a guy doing the exact same thing, Mario Gomez, 86 ffs. How the f*** is Parker only 83? How the f*** is Nasri still 85? Why the f*** is Kroos STILL so under-rated? Why is Arshavin 81? Why is Xabi Alonso only 86? Why the f*** is Boateng only 83? Why has Mikel Arteta gone down? Why is Shay Given only 82? Why is Craig Bellamy only an 80, he has carried Liverpool on occasions. Why is Guthrie so low compared to Cabaye? Why is Norwich's ratings in general so s***? Example : Pilkington 68? He nearly beat Man Utd! Why are Sinclair and Dyer so low compared to the likes of Walcott? Why is Shane Long not higher? Why is Ricky Lambert only 71? Why is Chris Wood only 69, despite scoring in Europe and Championship more than most? Why is Marcelo 82 and Ashley Cole 85?

I could go on forever. It took me 5 minutes to do that, why can't it take them 5 minutes? It's a terrible update, they have f***ed most teams up

[5 Goals - Hesakmi]

Unbelievable.

It's a disgrace.

[DDuc]

[B4E]

It would of been better to have just left the ratings and put the new players in exactly as they were.

[Geordie Boot Boy!]

Think Krul, Colo and Ba should definitely be higher, but apart from that I'm relatively happy.

Also if you play Tiote in his proper position DM, his rating changes from 78 to 81, so Tiote's rating has went up from 80 to 81 in that position, not too bad for a hitty missy season and 2 months away at the Acon.

[Cal]

I hereby nominate 5 goals the new Tash

But yeah, terrible update. I guess we'll just have to buy the next game to get the ratings we deserve, right guys? Who gives a f*** about accuracy in spring...

[5 Goals - Hesakmi]

I hereby nominate 5 goals the new Tash

But yeah, terrible update. I guess we'll just have to buy the next game to get the ratings we deserve, right guys? Who gives a f*** about accuracy in spring...

I had no choice but to be explicit!

When I saw that Krul was 78 I felt like someone had just spit on my face.

[Ramone]

It's pretty s****. They are too reluctant to increase the ratings of players playing for 'lesser' teams and decrease the ratings of established 'good' players. E.g Del Piero has only just dropped below 80 which is ridiculous. Most of the Chelsea team are past it but are still getting ratings of 80+. Torres who is one of the worst goal scorers in the Premier League has a rating of 84 while Ba, one of the best, is 82.

The whole Liverpool thing is a joke as well. Obviously it's not serious but how can stuff get past EA? How the f*** can Andy f***ing shithouse horseface wankstain Carroll have 5 star skills?

[B4E]

Carroll having 5* skills must be a mistake, are there any players on the team that may have 2/3* skills when they should have 5 like Suarez or something. Adam having 5* is a bigger pisstake, at least when Carroll touches the ball it looks like he's just f***ed up a skill.

Still, terrible mistake.

[5 Goals - Hesakmi]

Jose Enrique - 80

[Geordie Boot Boy!]

Agger has 5 star skill moves

[ALF]

So EA love Liverpool. And hate us. Guthrie 74? f*** off 78 would be harsh.

[5 Goals - Hesakmi]

Just lost two games on the trot with Newcastle.

Something about this update is f***ing annoying me.

Or maybe I'm just s***.

[ALF]

You're just s*** 5 goals! Hesakmi!

[5 Goals - Hesakmi]

You're just s*** 5 goals! Hesakmi!

Only I can call myself s***

I challenge you to a game!

Tomorrow. I think I might pass out any second now.

Night

[ALF]

I'll play you tomorrow! I'm slightly under the influence of alcohol at the moment. I beat you twice before remember...

[Yacob]

Agger has 5 star skill moves

Really

[Toon&Gloom]

Just won 2-1 against Spurs (who are 5 star) on head to head seasons. Team doesn't seem to different to before although it is nice to have 2 decent strikers.

Just had Milan as well, wish we were still 4 star.

[5 Goals - Hesakmi]

Just won 2-1 against Spurs (who are 5 star) on head to head seasons. Team doesn't seem to different to before although it is nice to have 2 decent strikers.

Just had Milan as well, wish we were still 4 star.

I'm happy we're 4,5 star but just wish our most of our players were as well!

By the way , nice avatar