What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly bear

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Gorilla
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Grizzly Bear
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Ramone » Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:26 pm

Acid Hippo wrote:Hippo always wins <monster>
Hippos are fat cunts as well <ok>
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by PTAO? » Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:42 pm

Ramone wrote:
Acid Hippo wrote:Hippo always wins <monster>
Hippos are fat cunts as well <ok>

Hippos aren't fat <wenger>

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Post by Don Sholeone » Sun May 10, 2015 10:20 am

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Matthieu » Thu May 14, 2015 9:28 pm

Acid Hippo wrote:Hippo always wins <monster>
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Cheers, the hippo would demolish both of the other two, at the same time, with ease.

It's the most fearsome beast on earth.
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Duke » Thu May 14, 2015 9:52 pm

A tiger could beat a hippo.
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Matthieu » Thu May 14, 2015 10:14 pm

Duke wrote:A tiger could beat a hippo.
Here, one single hippo defeats almost a dozen tigers, simultaneously.

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Post by Matthieu » Thu May 14, 2015 10:17 pm

double post somehow. <urgh>
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Duke » Thu May 14, 2015 10:28 pm

Those aren't tigers <wenger>.
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Matthieu » Thu May 14, 2015 10:31 pm

Duke wrote:Those aren't tigers <wenger>.
Right, they're lions, even more dangerous than tigers thus making the hippo even more bad ass. 8)
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Duke » Thu May 14, 2015 10:33 pm

No they aren't. Lions are nowhere near as strong or heavy and they fight in packs. And those were all females.

A tiger would beat a lion every time. They've been known to hunt rhinos and regularly take down massive buffalo.
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Post by Matthieu » Thu May 14, 2015 10:35 pm

sexist. <whistle>
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by jpg » Fri May 15, 2015 9:41 am

Duke wrote:No they aren't. Lions are nowhere near as strong or heavy and they fight in packs. And those were all females.

A tiger would beat a lion every time. They've been known to hunt rhinos and regularly take down massive buffalo.
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Post by B4E » Fri May 15, 2015 9:41 am

Didn't expect to see that when I opened up the thread <laugh>
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by PTAO? » Fri May 15, 2015 12:27 pm

Duke wrote:No they aren't. Lions are nowhere near as strong or heavy and they fight in packs. And those were all females.

A tiger would beat a lion every time. They've been known to hunt rhinos and regularly take down massive buffalo.
Adult male lions have been know to kill elephants single handed.

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Duke » Fri May 15, 2015 1:36 pm

Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:
Duke wrote:No they aren't. Lions are nowhere near as strong or heavy and they fight in packs. And those were all females.

A tiger would beat a lion every time. They've been known to hunt rhinos and regularly take down massive buffalo.
Adult male lions have been know to kill elephants single handed.
Then a tiger could do it easier because they're basically lions only way better in every way. Romans used to pit tigers against lions and the tigers always won easily (supposedly)
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Perch's First Touch » Fri Jun 05, 2015 10:37 pm

I'm with Duke on this one.
Although lions and tigers can be kept together in harmony in captivity,[33] conflicts between the two species in captivity ending up in fatalities have also been recorded. The most recent account of a fight in captivity happened on March 2011, where a tiger at the Ankara Zoo attacked a lion through its enclosure and killed the lion with a single paw swipe.
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At the Coney Island animal show in 1909, a male tiger killed a male lion. During the performance, a performing lion attacked a chained tiger by leaping through the air, landing on the tiger's back. Though hampered by the heavy neck chain fastened to the iron bars of the arena, the tiger was more than a match for the lion and mangled the lion to death.
A tiger in chains can even beat a lion , mental.
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Duke » Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:04 pm

Tiger's are f***ing brutal. It would absolutely destroy a hippo. Post that in the other thread
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by PTAO? » Sat Jun 06, 2015 10:10 am

I imagine the "heavy neck chain" was more of an advantage than a hindrance. The lion would go for the throat trying to choke the tiger, the chain would protect it.

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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by Perch's First Touch » Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:35 pm

Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:I imagine the "heavy neck chain" was more of an advantage than a hindrance. The lion would go for the throat trying to choke the tiger, the chain would protect it.
The tiger was chained to something though? Would be like having to fight with one arm tied behind your back.
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b

Post by PTAO? » Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:50 pm

Iron Mikes Tiny Eyes wrote:
Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:I imagine the "heavy neck chain" was more of an advantage than a hindrance. The lion would go for the throat trying to choke the tiger, the chain would protect it.
The tiger was chained to something though? Would be like having to fight with one arm tied behind your back.
Only if the fight was the first one to touch the other person's hand.

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