Well the throat is pretty small in comparison to the rest of the vital areas.Duke wrote:Why the f*** would it need to get it's mouth around the hippo's entire throat? A tiger could easily maul and bite a hippo to death.Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:How is the tiger going to open it's mouth wide enough to get around a hippo's throat?
I feel like people are voting for the hippo because it has a bigger mouth .
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Nandos. On a Friday. At lunch time. In BoltonKingoStarr wrote:What environment are they in ?
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Hippo every time, it sprays s*** about with it's tail to assert dominance. It just doesn't give a f***.
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Cheeky Nandos?overseasTOON wrote:Nandos. On a Friday. At lunch time. In BoltonKingoStarr wrote:What environment are they in ?
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The cheekiest.biggeordiedave wrote:Cheeky Nandos?overseasTOON wrote:
Nandos. On a Friday. At lunch time. In Bolton
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Is the Archbishop of Bantebury referee?
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Assuming it's gonna be held in Bantanamo Bay?Dr. Bishop wrote:Is the Archbishop of Bantebury referee?
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And broadcast on Sebanta Sports.Iron Mikes Tiny Eyes wrote:Assuming it's gonna be held in Bantanamo Bay?Dr. Bishop wrote:Is the Archbishop of Bantebury referee?
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The environment is neutral and 12 of you are total fools. Hippos are overrated as f***. "Ohhh but they kill more humans than lions and they have big mouths". So f***. Everybody knows that s**** fact and they're such a band wagon animal.
I dunno
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Duke wrote:The environment is neutral and 12 of you are total fools. Hippos are overrated as ****. "Ohhh they kill more humans than lions". So ****. Such a band wagon animal.
Any animal that gives a zero f*** about being around a crocodile gets my vote. And define "neutral" environment? What are talking here? A car park? Kids playground?
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Iron Mikes Tiny Eyes wrote:Duke wrote:The environment is neutral and 12 of you are total fools. Hippos are overrated as ****. "Ohhh they kill more humans than lions". So ****. Such a band wagon animal.
Any animal that gives a zero f*** about being around a crocodile gets my vote. And define "neutral" environment? What are talking here? A car park? Kids playground?
I dunno, not a jungle and not the water? A field?
I dunno
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I still think hippo, I also think the outcome of this one is conclusive. Think we need a new animal versus to decide.
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I have decided to grant the forum another chance to be not wrong.
I dunno
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Right I am beginning to come round to Dukes thinking.
Iron Mikes Tiny Eyes wrote:Tiger swipe to the face.Although lions and tigers can be kept together in harmony in captivity,[33] conflicts between the two species in captivity ending up in fatalities have also been recorded. The most recent account of a fight in captivity happened on March 2011, where a tiger at the Ankara Zoo attacked a lion through its enclosure and killed the lion with a single paw swipe.
A tiger in chains can even beat a lion , mental.At the Coney Island animal show in 1909, a male tiger killed a male lion. During the performance, a performing lion attacked a chained tiger by leaping through the air, landing on the tiger's back. Though hampered by the heavy neck chain fastened to the iron bars of the arena, the tiger was more than a match for the lion and mangled the lion to death.
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That's cute. Notice how it didn't come close to killing that tiny crocodile because it doesn't know what it's doing?
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That crocodile is massive and lasted about 10 seconds. But yeah hippos have big mouths so they must be so deadly . Ffs.
I dunno
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Maybe we'll find out
Maybe we'll find out
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Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-33125879
Maybe we'll find out
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Maybe they'll breed and form a hybrid that takes over Georgia.Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-33125879
Maybe we'll find out