What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

What would win?

Hippo
15
56%
Tiger
12
44%
 
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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by PTAO? » Fri May 22, 2015 5:59 pm

Duke wrote:
Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:How is the tiger going to open it's mouth wide enough to get around a hippo's throat?
Why the f*** would it need to get it's mouth around the hippo's entire throat? A tiger could easily maul and bite a hippo to death.

I feel like people are voting for the hippo because it has a bigger mouth <erm>.
Well the throat is pretty small in comparison to the rest of the vital areas.

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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by overseasTOON » Fri May 22, 2015 6:37 pm

KingoStarr wrote:What environment are they in ?
Nandos. On a Friday. At lunch time. In Bolton

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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by Perch's First Touch » Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:24 pm

Hippo every time, it sprays s*** about with it's tail to assert dominance. It just doesn't give a f***.
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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by biggeordiedave » Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:40 am

overseasTOON wrote:
KingoStarr wrote:What environment are they in ?
Nandos. On a Friday. At lunch time. In Bolton
Cheeky Nandos?
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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by Ramone » Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:54 am

biggeordiedave wrote:
overseasTOON wrote:
Nandos. On a Friday. At lunch time. In Bolton
Cheeky Nandos?
The cheekiest.
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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by Dr. Bishop » Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:04 pm

Is the Archbishop of Bantebury referee?
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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by Perch's First Touch » Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:01 pm

Dr. Bishop wrote:Is the Archbishop of Bantebury referee?
Assuming it's gonna be held in Bantanamo Bay?
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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by Speedo » Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:29 pm

Iron Mikes Tiny Eyes wrote:
Dr. Bishop wrote:Is the Archbishop of Bantebury referee?
Assuming it's gonna be held in Bantanamo Bay?
And broadcast on Sebanta Sports.
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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by Duke » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:26 pm

The environment is neutral and 12 of you are total fools. Hippos are overrated as f***. "Ohhh but they kill more humans than lions and they have big mouths". So f***. Everybody knows that s**** fact and they're such a band wagon animal.
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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by Perch's First Touch » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:29 pm

Duke wrote:The environment is neutral and 12 of you are total fools. Hippos are overrated as ****. "Ohhh they kill more humans than lions". So ****. Such a band wagon animal.


Any animal that gives a zero f*** about being around a crocodile gets my vote. And define "neutral" environment? What are talking here? A car park? Kids playground?
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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by Duke » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:37 pm

Iron Mikes Tiny Eyes wrote:
Duke wrote:The environment is neutral and 12 of you are total fools. Hippos are overrated as ****. "Ohhh they kill more humans than lions". So ****. Such a band wagon animal.


Any animal that gives a zero f*** about being around a crocodile gets my vote. And define "neutral" environment? What are talking here? A car park? Kids playground?

I dunno, not a jungle and not the water? A field?
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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by Perch's First Touch » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:40 pm

I still think hippo, I also think the outcome of this one is conclusive. Think we need a new animal versus to decide.
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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by Duke » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:53 pm

This forum has been wrong twice.
I dunno

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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by Duke » Fri Jun 05, 2015 10:06 pm

I have decided to grant the forum another chance to be not wrong.
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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by Perch's First Touch » Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:36 pm

Right I am beginning to come round to Dukes thinking.

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Although lions and tigers can be kept together in harmony in captivity,[33] conflicts between the two species in captivity ending up in fatalities have also been recorded. The most recent account of a fight in captivity happened on March 2011, where a tiger at the Ankara Zoo attacked a lion through its enclosure and killed the lion with a single paw swipe.
Tiger swipe to the face. <erk>
At the Coney Island animal show in 1909, a male tiger killed a male lion. During the performance, a performing lion attacked a chained tiger by leaping through the air, landing on the tiger's back. Though hampered by the heavy neck chain fastened to the iron bars of the arena, the tiger was more than a match for the lion and mangled the lion to death.
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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by Matthieu » Sun Jun 07, 2015 10:03 pm

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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by Duke » Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:02 pm

That's cute. Notice how it didn't come close to killing that tiny crocodile because it doesn't know what it's doing?

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That crocodile is massive and lasted about 10 seconds. But yeah hippos have big mouths so they must be so deadly <wenger>. Ffs.
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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by PTAO? » Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:42 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-33125879" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Maybe we'll find out <divax>

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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by Duke » Sun Jun 14, 2015 12:38 pm

Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-33125879

Maybe we'll find out <divax>

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Re: What would win a fight between a tiger and a hippo

Post by asbo » Sun Jun 14, 2015 4:38 pm

Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-33125879

Maybe we'll find out <divax>
Maybe they'll breed and form a hybrid that takes over Georgia. <divax>

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