What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

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What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Duke » Fri Jun 05, 2015 10:03 pm

Bison are larger, heavier and quicker, but rhinos have a big horn and are probably more inclined to be d***s.

The environment is a field or whatever.

I go for the rhino this time.
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Perch's First Touch » Fri Jun 05, 2015 10:11 pm

Rhino.

There's a reason they've nearly been hunted to extinction.....the human race are s*** scared of them. Also they look like a Pokemon.
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Ramone » Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:35 am

Got to go Rhino, I can't see anyone saying Bison.
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Chappy » Sat Jun 06, 2015 5:01 am

Rhino. It's not even up for discussion.
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by PTAO? » Sat Jun 06, 2015 9:12 am

Also only the Black Rhino is smaller than a bison, other species are much larger.

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Cal » Sat Jun 06, 2015 10:17 am

M. Bison would rek Rhyno.

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Mifune » Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:16 pm

Buffalo are basically bison, and the rhino fucks the buffalo up.


(Ignore the title)


Rhino wins.

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Perch's First Touch » Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:33 pm

What did the buffalo say to its young that went off to fight the rhino?











Bison.
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by PTAO? » Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:45 pm

MIFUNE wrote:Buffalo are basically bison, and the rhino fucks the buffalo up.


(Ignore the title)


Rhino wins.
Buffalo are nothing like bison <wenger>

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Mifune » Sat Jun 06, 2015 2:57 pm

Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:
Buffalo are nothing like bison <wenger>
Near enough. Buffalo look more like cows and have smaller heads, but they're both bovini. If a rhino can f*** up a buffalo then it can f*** up a bison.

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Perch's First Touch » Sat Jun 06, 2015 3:09 pm

Bison or buffalo it doesn't matter, the rhino has armour for fucks sake. Rhino wins , every time.
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by asbo » Sat Jun 06, 2015 3:14 pm

Iron Mikes Tiny Eyes wrote:Rhino.

There's a reason they've nearly been hunted to extinction.....]the human race are s*** scared of them. Also they look like a Pokemon.
They both look like pokemon to be fair.

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A pokemon battle is the only way to settle this:

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Clearly the rhino has this, more HP, more powerful moves, and perhaps most tellingly, the bison has a weakness against ground based pokemon. No contest.

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Perch's First Touch » Sat Jun 06, 2015 3:16 pm

There we go , the bison has a weakness against ground based Pokemon. This debate is over.
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Cal » Sat Jun 06, 2015 3:51 pm

Ground doesn't exist in the Pokémon TCG. <wenger> That's the symbol for fighting (although ground types are lumped into that). <fist>

In the games, Tauros is Normal, which is weak to fighting, but Rhyhorn/Rhydon are Ground/Rock and have very few fighting moves available to them. Teach that Tauros Solar Beam and the various rhinos stand no chance. <grr>

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Perch's First Touch » Sat Jun 06, 2015 3:57 pm

Cal wrote:Ground doesn't exist in the Pokémon TCG. <wenger> That's the symbol for fighting (although ground types are lumped into that). <fist>

In the games, Tauros is Normal, which is weak to fighting, but Rhyhorn/Rhydon are Ground/Rock and have very few fighting moves available to them. <grr>
Doesn't matter. Tauros/bison are s*** , and rhinos/Rhyhorn are boss.

Rhino beats Bison every time.
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by PTAO? » Sat Jun 06, 2015 4:40 pm

MIFUNE wrote:
Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:
Buffalo are nothing like bison <wenger>
Near enough. Buffalo look more like cows and have smaller heads, but they're both bovini. If a rhino can f*** up a buffalo then it can f*** up a bison.
So are Vechur Cows.


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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Mifune » Sat Jun 06, 2015 4:52 pm

Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:
MIFUNE wrote:
Near enough. Buffalo look more like cows and have smaller heads, but they're both bovini. If a rhino can f*** up a buffalo then it can f*** up a bison.
So are Vechur Cows.


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Yeah and rhinos would f*** them up too <fist>.

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Duke » Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:09 pm

Congratulations. This makes it 2-1 in terms of the forum being wrong about what animals would win in a fight.
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Mifune » Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:24 pm

It was a s*** match-up to be fair.

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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros

Post by Duke » Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:29 pm

Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:
MIFUNE wrote:Buffalo are basically bison, and the rhino fucks the buffalo up.


(Ignore the title)


Rhino wins.
Buffalo are nothing like bison <wenger>
This, Mifune <wenger>.

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<wenger>.
MIFUNE wrote:It was a s*** match-up to be fair.
You're a s*** match-up, Mifune <wenger>. Bison's are total tanks. It would be a lot closer than you think, but more often than not the rhino would win.
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