What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
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What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
Bison are larger, heavier and quicker, but rhinos have a big horn and are probably more inclined to be d***s.
The environment is a field or whatever.
I go for the rhino this time.
The environment is a field or whatever.
I go for the rhino this time.
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I dunno
Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
Rhino.
There's a reason they've nearly been hunted to extinction.....the human race are s*** scared of them. Also they look like a Pokemon.
There's a reason they've nearly been hunted to extinction.....the human race are s*** scared of them. Also they look like a Pokemon.
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
Got to go Rhino, I can't see anyone saying Bison.
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
Rhino. It's not even up for discussion.
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
Also only the Black Rhino is smaller than a bison, other species are much larger.
Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
M. Bison would rek Rhyno.
Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
Buffalo are basically bison, and the rhino fucks the buffalo up.
(Ignore the title)
Rhino wins.
(Ignore the title)
Rhino wins.
Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
What did the buffalo say to its young that went off to fight the rhino?
Bison.
Bison.
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
Buffalo are nothing like bisonMIFUNE wrote:Buffalo are basically bison, and the rhino fucks the buffalo up.
(Ignore the title)
Rhino wins.
Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
Near enough. Buffalo look more like cows and have smaller heads, but they're both bovini. If a rhino can f*** up a buffalo then it can f*** up a bison.Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:
Buffalo are nothing like bison
Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
Bison or buffalo it doesn't matter, the rhino has armour for fucks sake. Rhino wins , every time.
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
They both look like pokemon to be fair.Iron Mikes Tiny Eyes wrote:Rhino.
There's a reason they've nearly been hunted to extinction.....]the human race are s*** scared of them. Also they look like a Pokemon.
Vs.
A pokemon battle is the only way to settle this:
Clearly the rhino has this, more HP, more powerful moves, and perhaps most tellingly, the bison has a weakness against ground based pokemon. No contest.
Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
There we go , the bison has a weakness against ground based Pokemon. This debate is over.
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
Ground doesn't exist in the Pokémon TCG. That's the symbol for fighting (although ground types are lumped into that).
In the games, Tauros is Normal, which is weak to fighting, but Rhyhorn/Rhydon are Ground/Rock and have very few fighting moves available to them. Teach that Tauros Solar Beam and the various rhinos stand no chance.
In the games, Tauros is Normal, which is weak to fighting, but Rhyhorn/Rhydon are Ground/Rock and have very few fighting moves available to them. Teach that Tauros Solar Beam and the various rhinos stand no chance.
Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
Doesn't matter. Tauros/bison are s*** , and rhinos/Rhyhorn are boss.Cal wrote:Ground doesn't exist in the Pokémon TCG. That's the symbol for fighting (although ground types are lumped into that).
In the games, Tauros is Normal, which is weak to fighting, but Rhyhorn/Rhydon are Ground/Rock and have very few fighting moves available to them.
Rhino beats Bison every time.
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
So are Vechur Cows.MIFUNE wrote:Near enough. Buffalo look more like cows and have smaller heads, but they're both bovini. If a rhino can f*** up a buffalo then it can f*** up a bison.Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:
Buffalo are nothing like bison
Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
Yeah and rhinos would f*** them up too .Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:So are Vechur Cows.MIFUNE wrote:
Near enough. Buffalo look more like cows and have smaller heads, but they're both bovini. If a rhino can f*** up a buffalo then it can f*** up a bison.
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
Congratulations. This makes it 2-1 in terms of the forum being wrong about what animals would win in a fight.
I dunno
Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
It was a s*** match-up to be fair.
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Re: What would win a fight between a bison and a rhinoceros
This, Mifune .Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:Buffalo are nothing like bisonMIFUNE wrote:Buffalo are basically bison, and the rhino fucks the buffalo up.
(Ignore the title)
Rhino wins.
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You're a s*** match-up, Mifune . Bison's are total tanks. It would be a lot closer than you think, but more often than not the rhino would win.MIFUNE wrote:It was a s*** match-up to be fair.
I dunno