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Bison are larger, heavier and quicker, but rhinos have a big horn and are probably more inclined to be d***s.

The environment is a field or whatever.

I go for the rhino this time.

Rhino.

There's a reason they've nearly been hunted to extinction.....the human race are s*** scared of them. Also they look like a Pokemon.

Got to go Rhino, I can't see anyone saying Bison.

Rhino. It's not even up for discussion.

Also only the Black Rhino is smaller than a bison, other species are much larger.

M. Bison would rek Rhyno.

Buffalo are basically bison, and the rhino fucks the buffalo up.


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Rhino wins.

What did the buffalo say to its young that went off to fight the rhino?











Bison.

MIFUNE wrote:Buffalo are basically bison, and the rhino fucks the buffalo up.


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Rhino wins.

Buffalo are nothing like bison

Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:
Buffalo are nothing like bison

Near enough. Buffalo look more like cows and have smaller heads, but they're both bovini. If a rhino can f*** up a buffalo then it can f*** up a bison.

Bison or buffalo it doesn't matter, the rhino has armour for fucks sake. Rhino wins , every time.

Iron Mikes Tiny Eyes wrote:Rhino.

There's a reason they've nearly been hunted to extinction.....]the human race are s*** scared of them. Also they look like a Pokemon.

They both look like pokemon to be fair.

Vs.

A pokemon battle is the only way to settle this:





Clearly the rhino has this, more HP, more powerful moves, and perhaps most tellingly, the bison has a weakness against ground based pokemon. No contest.

There we go , the bison has a weakness against ground based Pokemon. This debate is over.

Ground doesn't exist in the Pokémon TCG. That's the symbol for fighting (although ground types are lumped into that).

In the games, Tauros is Normal, which is weak to fighting, but Rhyhorn/Rhydon are Ground/Rock and have very few fighting moves available to them. Teach that Tauros Solar Beam and the various rhinos stand no chance.

Cal wrote:Ground doesn't exist in the Pokémon TCG. That's the symbol for fighting (although ground types are lumped into that).

In the games, Tauros is Normal, which is weak to fighting, but Rhyhorn/Rhydon are Ground/Rock and have very few fighting moves available to them.

Doesn't matter. Tauros/bison are s*** , and rhinos/Rhyhorn are boss.

Rhino beats Bison every time.

MIFUNE wrote:

Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:
Buffalo are nothing like bison

Near enough. Buffalo look more like cows and have smaller heads, but they're both bovini. If a rhino can f*** up a buffalo then it can f*** up a bison.

So are Vechur Cows.

Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:

MIFUNE wrote:
Near enough. Buffalo look more like cows and have smaller heads, but they're both bovini. If a rhino can f*** up a buffalo then it can f*** up a bison.

So are Vechur Cows.

Yeah and rhinos would f*** them up too .

Congratulations. This makes it 2-1 in terms of the forum being wrong about what animals would win in a fight.

It was a s*** match-up to be fair.

Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:

MIFUNE wrote:Buffalo are basically bison, and the rhino fucks the buffalo up.


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Rhino wins.

Buffalo are nothing like bison

This, Mifune .



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MIFUNE wrote:It was a s*** match-up to be fair.

You're a s*** match-up, Mifune . Bison's are total tanks. It would be a lot closer than you think, but more often than not the rhino would win.