Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Duke
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Speedo
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We all lose
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Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Post by Van Beatski » Fri Jul 17, 2015 12:03 pm

Trick question. they're both losers <roll>

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Re: Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Post by PTAO? » Fri Jul 17, 2015 1:08 pm

I want to hear Speedo's thoughts on Magic Mike

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Re: Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Post by skalpel » Fri Jul 17, 2015 1:26 pm

I was hoping for a four page meltdown in the Awe thread. Disappointing <grim>. Anyway, Duke wins by being equal opportunities with his insults of physical appearance.
Speedo wrote:Sexist in that you judge her for her appearance because she's a woman in a way you wouldn't do for a man.
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Re: Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Post by Speedo » Fri Jul 17, 2015 1:35 pm

<laugh> <laugh> Why has the Awe thread been locked?

Also Skalps - they are especially ugly (at least in the eye of the beholder) and consider that 98% of the posts about guys do not focus on appearance. That proportion is way higher for women.

PTAO - I have not seen Magic Mike, though it got very good reviews. If and when I watch it I'll let you know...
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Re: Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Post by Duke » Fri Jul 17, 2015 1:38 pm

skalpel wrote:I was hoping for a four page meltdown in the Awe thread. Disappointing <grim>. Anyway, Duke wins by being equal opportunities with his insults of physical appearance.
Speedo wrote:Sexist in that you judge her for her appearance because she's a woman in a way you wouldn't do for a man.
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Re: Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Post by Duke » Fri Jul 17, 2015 1:40 pm

Speedo wrote:<laugh> <laugh> Why has the Awe thread been locked?

Also Skalps - they are especially ugly (at least in the eye of the beholder) and consider that 98% of the posts about guys do not focus on appearance. That proportion is way higher for women.

PTAO - I have not seen Magic Mike, though it got very good reviews. If and when I watch it I'll let you know...
so was that rough scottish bird though

Speedo you can't say that, mate <mob>
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I dunno

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Re: Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Post by Speedo » Fri Jul 17, 2015 1:41 pm

Duke wrote:
Speedo wrote:<laugh> <laugh> Why has the Awe thread been locked?

Also Skalps - they are especially ugly (at least in the eye of the beholder) and consider that 98% of the posts about guys do not focus on appearance. That proportion is way higher for women.

PTAO - I have not seen Magic Mike, though it got very good reviews. If and when I watch it I'll let you know...
So was that rough Scottish bird though
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Re: Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Post by skalpel » Fri Jul 17, 2015 1:44 pm

Speedo wrote:<laugh> <laugh> Why has the Awe thread been locked?

Also Skalps - they are especially ugly (at least in the eye of the beholder) and consider that 98% of the posts about guys do not focus on appearance. That proportion is way higher for women.
I dunno. The comments on Yohan Cabaye, for instance, were about 50/50. In fact whenever he scored an amazing goal the typical response was: "GET IN YOU HANDSOME BASTARD" rather than "what a spectacular goal, showcasing his trademark excellence in the field of sports". There seriously are thousands upon thousands of posts on this forum related to physical appearance. You were just in a CiF journo mood yesterday and now you're trying to justify it. Come onnnn, admit it <roll> <roll>.

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Re: Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Post by overseasTOON » Fri Jul 17, 2015 1:51 pm

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My wife would kill me and no amount of money would make it worthwhile.

If it was Amber Heard though. Well. I've had a good life so why not. You can even keep the cash.

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Re: Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Post by Speedo » Fri Jul 17, 2015 1:51 pm

skalpel wrote:
Speedo wrote:<laugh> <laugh> Why has the Awe thread been locked?

Also Skalps - they are especially ugly (at least in the eye of the beholder) and consider that 98% of the posts about guys do not focus on appearance. That proportion is way higher for women.
I dunno. The comments on Yohan Cabaye, for instance, were about 50/50. In fact whenever he scored an amazing goal the typical response was: "GET IN YOU HANDSOME BASTARD" rather than "what a spectacular goal, showcasing his trademark excellence in the field of sports". There seriously are thousands upon thousands of posts on this forum related to physical appearance. You were just in a CiF journo mood yesterday and now you're trying to justify it. Come onnnn, admit it <roll> <roll>.
I'm guessing CiF is Comment is Free?

Of course, we're a shallow bunch. Just we don't celebrate Cabaye solely for his physical appearance, but rather that was a bonus feature on his sporting ability, and we don't hate on Tim Krul for looking like he's related to a frog, because he's a good keeper (who's s*** at kicking). Whereas the original comment was basically saying "don't listen to her, she is not attractive."
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Re: Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Post by skalpel » Fri Jul 17, 2015 1:54 pm

Nah, it wasn't. You're being swayed by the two preceding posts.

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Re: Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Post by Speedo » Fri Jul 17, 2015 2:02 pm

skalpel wrote:Nah, it wasn't. You're being swayed by the two preceding posts.
My bad, I had merged that and the one about her accent in my head. Still though, talking only about her appearance rather than what she said is the issue.
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Re: Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Post by DavideDuck » Fri Jul 17, 2015 2:09 pm

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Re: Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Post by ALF » Fri Jul 17, 2015 2:10 pm

Duke wins, sympathy vote.

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Re: Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Post by Ramone » Fri Jul 17, 2015 2:19 pm

skalpel wrote:
Speedo wrote:<laugh> <laugh> Why has the Awe thread been locked?

Also Skalps - they are especially ugly (at least in the eye of the beholder) and consider that 98% of the posts about guys do not focus on appearance. That proportion is way higher for women.
I dunno. The comments on Yohan Cabaye, for instance, were about 50/50. In fact whenever he scored an amazing goal the typical response was: "GET IN YOU HANDSOME BASTARD" rather than "what a spectacular goal, showcasing his trademark excellence in the field of sports". There seriously are thousands upon thousands of posts on this forum related to physical appearance. You were just in a CiF journo mood yesterday and now you're trying to justify it. Come onnnn, admit it <roll> <roll>.
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Re: Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Post by Duke » Fri Jul 17, 2015 2:29 pm

Speedo wrote:
skalpel wrote:
I dunno. The comments on Yohan Cabaye, for instance, were about 50/50. In fact whenever he scored an amazing goal the typical response was: "GET IN YOU HANDSOME BASTARD" rather than "what a spectacular goal, showcasing his trademark excellence in the field of sports". There seriously are thousands upon thousands of posts on this forum related to physical appearance. You were just in a CiF journo mood yesterday and now you're trying to justify it. Come onnnn, admit it <roll> <roll>.
I'm guessing CiF is Comment is Free?

Of course, we're a shallow bunch. Just we don't celebrate Cabaye solely for his physical appearance, but rather that was a bonus feature on his sporting ability, and we don't hate on Tim Krul for looking like he's related to a frog, because he's a good keeper (who's s*** at kicking). Whereas the original comment was basically saying "don't listen to her, she is not attractive."
I don't give a s**** about anything she said but it's not because she was rough as f*** with smelly hair and a lesbian <laugh>. I'm not sure anyone should give that much of a f*** what any of the attractive non-lesbians in there think or say either if I'm honest. Or any of the men.

Or maybe you should. I don't know. I'm not into politics.


Just go marry her Speedo for f*** sake.
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Re: Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Post by PTAO? » Fri Jul 17, 2015 2:32 pm

If she wants to suck my dick, I'm not gong stop her

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Re: Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Post by Duke » Fri Jul 17, 2015 2:40 pm

Pretty Terrible Attacking Options wrote:If she wants to suck my dick, I'm not gong stop her
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Re: Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

Post by Donkey Toon » Fri Jul 17, 2015 3:06 pm

There you go speedo I voted for you.

But not in the mood for a debate on serious s*** today so will leave it there.

Duke was only joking after all.

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Re: Duke vs Speedo. who will win this tedious debate?

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