Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

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Gandalf
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Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by Duke » Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:37 pm

After the absolute travesty which is the Hippo vs. Tiger thread (the tiger would clearly win, d********) I believe the forum deserves a chance to redeem itself.
I dunno

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Re: Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by Duke » Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:49 pm

Gandalf the grey.
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Re: Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by asbo » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:05 am

Can Darth Vader even do anything? I mean Gandalf's got that walking stick thing that makes s*** die when he bangs it on the ground hasn't he? Or are we talking a fist fight? Vader would win in a fist fight, Gandalf's so frail and Vader's face looks so hard.

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Re: Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by Speedo » Sat Oct 10, 2015 9:41 am

AbsolutelyGlorious wrote:Can Darth Vader even do anything? I mean Gandalf's got that walking stick thing that makes s*** die when he bangs it on the ground hasn't he? Or are we talking a fist fight? Vader would win in a fist fight, Gandalf's so frail and Vader's face looks so hard.
Darth Vader has the force. Hence all the remote strangulation. But I don't think that Gandalf would fall for that.
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Re: Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by Ramone » Sat Oct 10, 2015 11:43 am

Gandalf, easy.
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Re: Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by KingoStarr » Sat Oct 10, 2015 1:05 pm

Darth Vader would win with ease ! Light saber and the force!
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Re: Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by ALF » Sat Oct 10, 2015 1:07 pm

Gandalf has the eagles, he wins.

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Re: Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by Donkey Toon » Sat Oct 10, 2015 3:41 pm

Gandalf would not even break sweat. He would swat Vader like a fly. No contest whatsoever.

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Re: Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by Lidl » Sat Oct 10, 2015 5:44 pm

Gandalf is like a demi-god, he'd absolutely f*** up Darth Vader.
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Re: Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by Don Sholeone » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:09 pm

OK let's be clear, Gandalf the grey or Gandalf the white?

Gandalf the White would destroy Vader
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Re: Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by Duke » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:39 pm

Don Sholeone wrote:OK let's be clear, Gandalf the grey or Gandalf the white?

Gandalf the White would destroy Vader
Gandalf the Grey as stated above <fist>.
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Re: Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by Donkey Toon » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:49 pm

AbsolutelyGlorious wrote:Can Darth Vader even do anything? I mean Gandalf's got that walking stick thing that makes s*** die when he bangs it on the ground hasn't he? Or are we talking a fist fight? Vader would win in a fist fight, Gandalf's so frail and Vader's face looks so hard.
Actually Gandalf isn't frail at all. His appearance as an elderly man is a disguise. He is a lesser god like being, a Maia, real name Olorin, sent to earth to protect the world from Sauron (another Maia) and his appearance is chosen so as not to intimidate or frighten those he is there to help.

The only times in the entire LOTR story that he is any danger are when he goes up against other Maia, i.e. Saruman and the Balrog. Even when he passes away after battling the balrog he is returned to earth as Gandalf the White, with even more power.

All Vader brings to the party is a throat squeezing trick which only works on people with weak minds and a lightsabre.

Gandalf would make him his b****.

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Re: Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by Mifune » Sat Oct 10, 2015 8:01 pm

This isn't even a contest. Gandalf is way more powerful and is basically immortal.

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Re: Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by asbo » Sat Oct 10, 2015 8:08 pm

Donkey Toon wrote:
AbsolutelyGlorious wrote:Can Darth Vader even do anything? I mean Gandalf's got that walking stick thing that makes s*** die when he bangs it on the ground hasn't he? Or are we talking a fist fight? Vader would win in a fist fight, Gandalf's so frail and Vader's face looks so hard.
Actually Gandalf isn't frail at all. His appearance as an elderly man is a disguise. He is a lesser god like being, a Maia, real name Olorin, sent to earth to protect the world from Sauron (another Maia) and his appearance is chosen so as not to intimidate or frighten those he is there to help.

The only times in the entire LOTR story that he is any danger are when he goes up against other Maia, i.e. Saruman and the Balrog. Even when he passes away after battling the balrog he is returned to earth as Gandalf the White, with even more power.

All Vader brings to the party is a throat squeezing trick which only works on people with weak minds and a lightsabre.

Gandalf would make him his b****.
Yeah I don't believe in any of that s****. <ok>

Lightsabres on the other hand... <roll>

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Re: Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by Donkey Toon » Sat Oct 10, 2015 8:09 pm

AbsolutelyGlorious wrote:
Donkey Toon wrote:
Actually Gandalf isn't frail at all. His appearance as an elderly man is a disguise. He is a lesser god like being, a Maia, real name Olorin, sent to earth to protect the world from Sauron (another Maia) and his appearance is chosen so as not to intimidate or frighten those he is there to help.

The only times in the entire LOTR story that he is any danger are when he goes up against other Maia, i.e. Saruman and the Balrog. Even when he passes away after battling the balrog he is returned to earth as Gandalf the White, with even more power.

All Vader brings to the party is a throat squeezing trick which only works on people with weak minds and a lightsabre.

Gandalf would make him his b****.
Yeah I don't believe in any of that s****. <ok>

Lightsabres on the other hand... <roll>
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Would it make any difference if Luke lent Gandalf his lightsabre?

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Re: Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by Mifune » Sat Oct 10, 2015 8:13 pm

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Re: Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by Donkey Toon » Sat Oct 10, 2015 8:21 pm

<awe>

It needs to happen. We've had Alien vs Predator and all the superheroes seem to be meeting up in one way or another. We need Lord of the Stars. Vader shows up with yet another Deathstar to destroy Middle-Earth and Gandalf brings the Fellowship out of retirement to do battle. Would be epic.

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Re: Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by Mifune » Sat Oct 10, 2015 8:58 pm

Donkey Toon wrote: <awe>

It needs to happen. We've had Alien vs Predator and all the superheroes seem to be meeting up in one way or another. We need Lord of the Stars. Vader shows up with yet another Deathstar to destroy Middle-Earth and Gandalf brings the Fellowship out of retirement to do battle. Would be epic.
Would be awkward for Saruman/Count Dooku.

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Re: Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by PTAO? » Sat Oct 10, 2015 9:31 pm

Don't forget Vader also has extreme control over the force, so he can hurl boulders and s*** at Gandalf.

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Re: Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Darth Vader

Post by Beatski » Sat Oct 10, 2015 10:48 pm

Donkey Toon wrote:We need Lord of the Stars.
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