
Kangaroos are jacked, have knives as claws and their kicks can disembowel you. Their special move is the sleeper hold. They have also been known to drown other animals.

Chimpanzees literally eat peoples faces clean off if they feel like they've been given a dodgy look.Duke wrote:Kangaroo easily. Kangaroos have disemboweled people before by kicking their abdomen.
People skin is like paper mache compared to kangeroo hide though.skalpel wrote:Chimpanzees literally eat peoples faces clean off if they feel like they've been given a dodgy look.Duke wrote:Kangaroo easily. Kangaroos have disemboweled people before by kicking their abdomen.
Similarly people's stomachs aren't as muscular as a chimpanzee's. No kangaroo is going to disembowel Travis with a single kick.Mifune wrote:People skin is like paper mache compared to kangeroo hide though.skalpel wrote:
Chimpanzees literally eat peoples faces clean off if they feel like they've been given a dodgy look.
There's no way the kangaroo is the underdog here assuming it's a red male which can grow to almost 7 feet tall.skalpel wrote:Duke's commitment to the underdogs in these threads is both heartwarming and a decent explanation of his interest in NUFC.
Handsskalpel wrote:Similarly people's stomachs aren't as muscular as a chimpanzee's. No kangaroo is going to disembowel Travis with a single kick.Mifune wrote:
People skin is like paper mache compared to kangeroo hide though.
Mifune wrote:I'm not sure a chimp could even reach the kangaroo's face without getting kicked or their eyes gouged out.
It could if it wanted to.Ramone wrote:The fact that the kangaroo could barely do anything to some dog tells you a lot. I reckon the chimp takes this.