Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

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Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Mifune » Sun Dec 04, 2016 2:58 pm

Chimps have crazy strength and have good intelligence. They can also climbs trees which would give them an advantage by being able to attack from up high.

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Kangaroos are jacked, have knives as claws and their kicks can disembowel you. Their special move is the sleeper hold. They have also been known to drown other animals.

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Mifune » Sun Dec 04, 2016 3:07 pm

I think it would be a matter of the kangaroo's defence against the chimp's offence.

Kangaroos can grow to be almost 7 feet tall and their kicks have good range so it would be hard for the chimp to get in close. And even if the chimp does get in close it has to avoid the kangaroo's sleeper hold.

Kangaroos also have very tough skin which gives it even more protection.

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by skalpel » Sun Dec 04, 2016 3:14 pm

The chimp would surely destroy the Kangaroo. Defence can only get you so far when you basically have a Tolkein monster maniacally tearing at your face.

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Duke » Sun Dec 04, 2016 3:24 pm

Kangaroo easily. Kangaroos have disemboweled people before by kicking their abdomen.
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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by skalpel » Sun Dec 04, 2016 3:29 pm

Duke wrote:Kangaroo easily. Kangaroos have disemboweled people before by kicking their abdomen.
Chimpanzees literally eat peoples faces clean off if they feel like they've been given a dodgy look.

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by skalpel » Sun Dec 04, 2016 3:31 pm

Duke's commitment to the underdogs in these threads is both heartwarming and a decent explanation of his interest in NUFC.

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Donkey Toon » Sun Dec 04, 2016 3:33 pm

Chimpanzee easily. Its upper body strength would be too much for a Kangaroo. Adult chimps are reckoned strong enough to rip an arm off or break a neck with ease.

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Mifune » Sun Dec 04, 2016 3:47 pm

skalpel wrote:
Duke wrote:Kangaroo easily. Kangaroos have disemboweled people before by kicking their abdomen.
Chimpanzees literally eat peoples faces clean off if they feel like they've been given a dodgy look.
People skin is like paper mache compared to kangeroo hide though.

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Bodacious Benny » Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:04 pm

If the fight took place in a tree then I'd back the chimpanzee...
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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by skalpel » Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:06 pm

Mifune wrote:
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Chimpanzees literally eat peoples faces clean off if they feel like they've been given a dodgy look.
People skin is like paper mache compared to kangeroo hide though.
Similarly people's stomachs aren't as muscular as a chimpanzee's. No kangaroo is going to disembowel Travis with a single kick.

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Duke » Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:16 pm

skalpel wrote:Duke's commitment to the underdogs in these threads is both heartwarming and a decent explanation of his interest in NUFC.
There's no way the kangaroo is the underdog here assuming it's a red male which can grow to almost 7 feet tall.

Chimpanzees are wankers.
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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Mifune » Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:23 pm

skalpel wrote:
Mifune wrote:
People skin is like paper mache compared to kangeroo hide though.
Similarly people's stomachs aren't as muscular as a chimpanzee's. No kangaroo is going to disembowel Travis with a single kick.
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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by skalpel » Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:31 pm

This is all assuming the kangaroo can even get the kick in. The chimp is superior in every other field. Concentrated upper body strength, dexterity, intelligence, rage. He's going to figure out pretty quickly to avoid being on the end of those limbs, and (as chimps tend to do when pissed off) he's going to go for the face and the throat in the first leap. What will the kangaroo do after the chimp has jumped up and over and on to his head and throat? What good are his kicks now?

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Mifune » Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:47 pm

I'm not sure a chimp could even reach the kangaroo's face without getting kicked or their eyes gouged out.


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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by skalpel » Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:52 pm

Mifune wrote:I'm not sure a chimp could even reach the kangaroo's face without getting kicked or their eyes gouged out.
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That arm is gone if it goes anywhere near the chimp's face.

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Duke » Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:58 pm

Kangaroos are excellent fighters too and you can find as much proof as you want online to back that up. I'm with Mifoon, I don't think the chimp would get anywhere near it. How could it?
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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by skalpel » Sun Dec 04, 2016 5:46 pm

Kangaroos are amazing obviously, no denying it.

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Ramone » Sun Dec 04, 2016 6:16 pm

The fact that the kangaroo could barely do anything to some dog tells you a lot. I reckon the chimp takes this.
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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Mifune » Sun Dec 04, 2016 6:32 pm

Ramone wrote:The fact that the kangaroo could barely do anything to some dog tells you a lot. I reckon the chimp takes this.
It could if it wanted to.


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