Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Who would win?

Chimpanzee
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Kangaroo
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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Duke » Sun Dec 04, 2016 6:38 pm

Ramone wrote:The fact that the kangaroo could barely do anything to some dog tells you a lot. I reckon the chimp takes this.
???? Kangaroos don't give a f*** about dogs.

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Standing in some water not giving a s***, trying to drown the f***er cause it can
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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Duke » Sun Dec 04, 2016 6:39 pm

That's a pretty big dog too and a fairly small kangaroo
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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Chappy » Sun Dec 04, 2016 7:03 pm

Chimps are savage but I don't know how it's gonna get past the reach of the 'roo. One of those claws in the eye and it's game over.
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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by skalpel » Sun Dec 04, 2016 7:46 pm

Chappy wrote:Chimps are savage but I don't know how it's gonna get past the reach of the 'roo. One of those claws in the eye and it's game over.
Game over for the 'roo, yeah. Ever read the report of the 2009 Herold chimp attack? The owner started stabbing her own chimp with a butcher's knife repeatedly to get it to stop eating her friend's face. Every stab just deepened its rage and it turned on her too. It was eventually also shot several times by a policeman at which point it still didn't give up, eventually walking back to its bed and choosing to die there (probably with its middle finger aimed at the cop).

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Don Sholeone » Sun Dec 04, 2016 10:50 pm

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by TJR » Mon Dec 05, 2016 12:17 am

Definitely the chimp.

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Duke » Mon Dec 05, 2016 12:21 am

When will this forum ever get one of these right <disgrace>
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Post by Bodacious Benny » Mon Dec 05, 2016 9:51 am

Someone should tweet the Planet Earth II people and ask.
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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by overseasTOON » Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:21 am

Chimps can use tools so it'll bring a shiv to the fight and f*** the Roo right up.

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by skalpel » Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:39 am

The more you stab a chimpanzee, the madder it gets and the more intent on killing you it gets. The only chance the kangaroo has to beat the chimp is the exact thing that will further empower the chimp's rage.

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Mifune » Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:50 am

Kangaroo crushing a metal barrel like it would crush a chimp

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Mifune » Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:58 am

overseasTOON wrote:Chimps can use tools so it'll bring a shiv to the fight and f*** the Roo right up.
Kangaroos have inbuilt shivs.

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by overseasTOON » Mon Dec 05, 2016 12:04 pm

Mifune wrote:
overseasTOON wrote:Chimps can use tools so it'll bring a shiv to the fight and **** the Roo right up.
Kangaroos have inbuilt shivs.
Chimps have opposable thumbs... on all four hands. It'll be a like a rabid ninja.

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Mifune » Mon Dec 05, 2016 12:05 pm

I'm not doubting that chimps are f***ing terrifying and if I personally had to fight either a chimp or a kangaroo I would 100% fight the kangaroo. However I just think that the match up between a chimp and a kangaroo goes the way of the jumper from down under. I just don't see how the chimp hurts it. It would be like Mayweather fighting Klitschko. Sure Mayweather pound for pound is the better boxer but Klitschko has the size, reach and power. Mayweather would not be able to get close to Klitschko to hurt him and all it would take is one shot landing from klitschko and that would be game over.

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Ramone » Mon Dec 05, 2016 1:36 pm

Dunno if boxing has changed a lot since I last watched but I don't seem to remember the fighters being able to jump on each other and attempt to claw eyes/bite noses etc. Reach counts for nothing when a chimp is on your back

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Post by overseasTOON » Mon Dec 05, 2016 2:23 pm

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by skalpel » Mon Dec 05, 2016 3:18 pm

Why was my irate chimp resized? <fist> Its phone-killing enormity was part of its charm.

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by Hjl » Sun Dec 11, 2016 1:48 am

Can't believe this video hasn't made it into the thread yet.



My favorite bit is at the end <laugh>

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by beardface » Sun Dec 11, 2016 1:24 pm

Hjl wrote:Can't believe this video hasn't made it into the thread yet.



My favorite bit is at the end <laugh>
<laugh> this is very similar to a scene in the most recent Planet of the Apes movie.. <worried>

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Post by skalpel » Sun Dec 11, 2016 7:29 pm

<laugh> Amazing.
beardface wrote:<laugh> this is very similar to a scene in the most recent Planet of the Apes movie.. <worried>
Could explain what it says in the bottom left. Maybe they thought it was hilarious enough to put in the movie <awe>.

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