What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly bear
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b
Gorilla would run from carnivore bear like the pussy he is.
There wouldn't even be much of a fight, if any.
There wouldn't even be much of a fight, if any.
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b
Grizzly bears are omnivores .Shadowthrone wrote:Gorilla would run from carnivore bear like the pussy he is.
There wouldn't even be much of a fight, if any.
I dunno
Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b
yeah, they'll eat anything, like that wuss gorilla, or your pathetic argument for the gorilla. for breakfast.Duke wrote:Grizzly bears are omnivores .Shadowthrone wrote:Gorilla would run from carnivore bear like the pussy he is.
There wouldn't even be much of a fight, if any.
then itll eat you, and then there won't even be a future duke
Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b
Unless it's the bear fight which causes him to lose half his face.Beatski wrote:yeah, they'll eat anything, like that wuss gorilla, or your pathetic argument for the gorilla. for breakfast.Duke wrote:
Grizzly bears are omnivores .
then itll eat you, and then there won't even be a future duke
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b
They eat grass to plug their assholes. For hibernating.
And so the other bears can't bum them because they're all homos.
And so the other bears can't bum them because they're all homos.
I dunno
Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b
The gorilla would win. They're better trained, they're always working out in their tree gyms to stay in shape.
Bears are fat and overweight. They're not used to fighting, in the wild bears fight salmon. I could take a f***ing salmon. A bear just wouldn't know what to do if it saw a gorilla, it's such a step up in class from the salmon the bear is used to fighting.
Besides, gorillas are more intelligent. The gorilla could tame the bear. I'm telling you a week after the fight the gorilla would be sitting at home with his feet up while the bear runs in with the morning's newspaper in its mouth.
Bears are fat and overweight. They're not used to fighting, in the wild bears fight salmon. I could take a f***ing salmon. A bear just wouldn't know what to do if it saw a gorilla, it's such a step up in class from the salmon the bear is used to fighting.
Besides, gorillas are more intelligent. The gorilla could tame the bear. I'm telling you a week after the fight the gorilla would be sitting at home with his feet up while the bear runs in with the morning's newspaper in its mouth.
Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b
You're a frog, the salmon would rek you.
Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b
I think we should cross reference this thread with the scrunch or fold thread and anyone who votes for both gorilla and fold should be banned from the forum.
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b
I'll get me coatMifune wrote:I think we should cross reference this thread with the scrunch or fold thread and anyone who votes for both gorilla and fold should be banned from the forum.
Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b
Or we could just ban you instead.Mifune wrote:I think we should cross reference this thread with the scrunch or fold thread and anyone who votes for both gorilla and fold should be banned from the forum.
Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b
Nobody would want thatCal wrote:Or we could just ban you instead.Mifune wrote:I think we should cross reference this thread with the scrunch or fold thread and anyone who votes for both gorilla and fold should be banned from the forum.
Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b
And yet the Charmin Bear Family appear to be folders:
What a dilemma you've found yourself in, Mifune.
What a dilemma you've found yourself in, Mifune.
Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b
I hope a gorilla murders the Charmin family.
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b
The Charmin bear could make this paper mache mask of a gorilla's face, lull the gorilla into a false sense of security by flirting with it before disguising his 'death squeeze' as a cuddle and strangling the gorilla.
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b
If all bears are homos surely they'd want to get bummed.Duke wrote:They eat grass to plug their assholes. For hibernating.
And so the other bears can't bum them because they're all homos.
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b
You would know .Ramone wrote:If all bears are homos surely they'd want to get bummed.Duke wrote:They eat grass to plug their assholes. For hibernating.
And so the other bears can't bum them because they're all homos.
I dunno
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b
Some bears may be selfish and only want to do the bumming, not be the bumee.Ramone wrote:If all bears are homos surely they'd want to get bummed.Duke wrote:They eat grass to plug their assholes. For hibernating.
And so the other bears can't bum them because they're all homos.
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b
Or bearhug, if you willoverseasTOON wrote:The Charmin bear could make this paper mache mask of a gorilla's face, lull the gorilla into a false sense of security by flirting with it before disguising his 'death squeeze' as a cuddle and strangling the gorilla.
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Re: What would win a fight between a gorilla and a grizzly b
I'd deal with them both.
Not sure if you've seen the mention of my exploits in a very popular thread in the general football discussion late last night but i've beat off four different men in my life, certainly could take out an animal or two.
Anyway - take me out of the equation, the bear clearly wins.
Allow me to introduce another contender to the argument.
The funky Hippopotamus.
They aren't even carnivorous, they attack other mammals just for the hell of it. They're the third heaviest beast on earth. (up to 3,000 pounds FFS!) They can run up to 20 miles an hour and are built like a brick shithouse.
They attack anyone and anything in the area and couldn't give a f*** about crocodiles or anything else for that matter, including humans, hell, they actually attack boats.
Fearless and an utter, utter bastard of an animal.
The Hippopotamus takes them both out.
Not sure if you've seen the mention of my exploits in a very popular thread in the general football discussion late last night but i've beat off four different men in my life, certainly could take out an animal or two.
Anyway - take me out of the equation, the bear clearly wins.
Allow me to introduce another contender to the argument.
The funky Hippopotamus.
They aren't even carnivorous, they attack other mammals just for the hell of it. They're the third heaviest beast on earth. (up to 3,000 pounds FFS!) They can run up to 20 miles an hour and are built like a brick shithouse.
They attack anyone and anything in the area and couldn't give a f*** about crocodiles or anything else for that matter, including humans, hell, they actually attack boats.
Fearless and an utter, utter bastard of an animal.
The Hippopotamus takes them both out.
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