Nightmare. When Ive had too much to drink finishing is normally my problemPTAO wrote:Pulled a fresher. Couldn't get it up.
The Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Life
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Thibk I'd much rather that problemMucky Quim wrote:Nightmare. When Ive had too much to drink finishing is normally my problemPTAO wrote:Pulled a fresher. Couldn't get it up.
I've woken up feeling less of a man
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Gaffer tape and ice cream sticks.PTAO wrote:Thibk I'd much rather that problemMucky Quim wrote: Nightmare. When Ive had too much to drink finishing is normally my problem
I've woken up feeling less of a man
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Its still an anticlimaxPTAO wrote:Thibk I'd much rather that problemMucky Quim wrote: Nightmare. When Ive had too much to drink finishing is normally my problem
I've woken up feeling less of a man
(boom boom)
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You know what they say, get straight back on the horse.
I'm the scumbag outlaw. You're the pillar of justice. Neither of us like looking at ourselves in the mirror. Do we have a deal?
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Someone needs to change PTAO's custom rank to 'Limpy McFlaccid' with a picture of Pele or something.
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Should've just carried on and stuffed it in you playdoh cock!
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Pushing ropeToondes wrote:Should've just carried on and stuffed it in you playdoh cock!
I dunno
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Use your shoe laces to tie it to a lollipop stick.
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Thanks for the support guys. I'll be ignoring you all apart from BB
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This must be a hard time for you.PTAO wrote:Thanks for the support guys. I'll be ignoring you all apart from BB
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A lad has just approached me for a conversation at this birthday party I'm at calling me 'Dennis' and since I'm half pissed I just went along with it. My name is Thomas.
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Heisen isn't your real nameHeisen wrote:A lad has just approached me for a conversation at this birthday party I'm at calling me 'Dennis' and since I'm half pissed I just went along with it. My name is Thomas.
I'm the scumbag outlaw. You're the pillar of justice. Neither of us like looking at ourselves in the mirror. Do we have a deal?
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Or she is calling you Thomas and you're so pissed you think she's calling you Dennis...Heisen wrote:A lad has just approached me for a conversation at this birthday party I'm at calling me 'Dennis' and since I'm half pissed I just went along with it. My name is Thomas.
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Took on a 17 year old work experience lad this week, on his second day we had the area and regional managers in for a visit and the new lad clogged the toilet with a humongous turd, what made it worse is he didn't tell anyone and left it for the area manager to find lodged at the U bend,the A.M out of courtesy tried flushing it 4 times but as it was so big and tightly lodged it just wouldn't go, so we had to have a staff meeting to make everyone aware it had been discovered and to hopefully get the culprit to come forward privately so they could dislodge it. well instead of taking the private route he decided to confess in front of everyone else and proceed to ask if we had a plunger and a "stick" for him to "mash" it up with. I was trying so hard not to burst through the whole debacle
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Don Sholeone wrote:Took on a 17 year old work experience lad this week, on his second day we had the area and regional managers in for a visit and the new lad clogged the toilet with a humongous turd, what made it worse is he didn't tell anyone and left it for the area manager to find lodged at the U bend,the A.M out of courtesy tried flushing it 4 times but as it was so big and tightly lodged it just wouldn't go, so we had to have a staff meeting to make everyone aware it had been discovered and to hopefully get the culprit to come forward privately so they could dislodge it. well instead of taking the private route he decided to confess in front of everyone else and proceed to ask if we had a plunger and a "stick" for him to "mash" it up with. I was trying so hard not to burst through the whole debacle
I had the first custom w***
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Having a beer outside my local with a few guys from the train and two girls walked out the main door and through the atrium that leads to the pavement.
They hadn't seen us at the small smoking table outside obviously so one of the girls felt safe enough to confess to her mate that her thong 'was chaffing her a**hole something rotten' and then walked around the corner to find a bunch of blokes who proceeded to piss themselves laughing.
She just went bright red and tried to run off in high heels.
They hadn't seen us at the small smoking table outside obviously so one of the girls felt safe enough to confess to her mate that her thong 'was chaffing her a**hole something rotten' and then walked around the corner to find a bunch of blokes who proceeded to piss themselves laughing.
She just went bright red and tried to run off in high heels.
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Who has meeting about blocked toilets!!!Don Sholeone wrote:Took on a 17 year old work experience lad this week, on his second day we had the area and regional managers in for a visit and the new lad clogged the toilet with a humongous turd, what made it worse is he didn't tell anyone and left it for the area manager to find lodged at the U bend,the A.M out of courtesy tried flushing it 4 times but as it was so big and tightly lodged it just wouldn't go, so we had to have a staff meeting to make everyone aware it had been discovered and to hopefully get the culprit to come forward privately so they could dislodge it. well instead of taking the private route he decided to confess in front of everyone else and proceed to ask if we had a plunger and a "stick" for him to "mash" it up with. I was trying so hard not to burst through the whole debacle
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Its only a small building with just 1 toilet, and the majority in there are lads, most of which will happily leave a turd jammed in their all day if they can get away with it, so its something we sadly have to keep on top of, the majority of the time nobody owns up when we ask individually so we always end up having to have a meeting to remind people of toilet etiquette, normally the clog has gone after the meetings as the culprit will sneak off and get rid of it.Toondes wrote:Who has meeting about blocked toilets!!!Don Sholeone wrote:Took on a 17 year old work experience lad this week, on his second day we had the area and regional managers in for a visit and the new lad clogged the toilet with a humongous turd, what made it worse is he didn't tell anyone and left it for the area manager to find lodged at the U bend,the A.M out of courtesy tried flushing it 4 times but as it was so big and tightly lodged it just wouldn't go, so we had to have a staff meeting to make everyone aware it had been discovered and to hopefully get the culprit to come forward privately so they could dislodge it. well instead of taking the private route he decided to confess in front of everyone else and proceed to ask if we had a plunger and a "stick" for him to "mash" it up with. I was trying so hard not to burst through the whole debacle
I keep imagining David Brent