Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Who would win?

Chimpanzee
11
73%
Kangaroo
4
27%
 
Total votes: 15

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Postby Mifune » Sun Dec 11, 2016 8:19 pm

<laugh>

I going to go and say no weapons in this fight <worried>.

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Postby overseasTOON » Sun Dec 11, 2016 8:25 pm

Mifune wrote:<laugh>

I going to go and say no weapons in this fight <worried>.


I still go with chimp. They'd just rip an arm off the kangaroo and use that as a shiv.

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Postby beardface » Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:13 pm

skalpel wrote:<laugh> Amazing.

beardface wrote:<laugh> this is very similar to a scene in the most recent Planet of the Apes movie.. <worried>


Could explain what it says in the bottom left. Maybe they thought it was hilarious enough to put in the movie <awe>.


Didn't even notice the bottom left in my mobile browsing. I don't think the Chimp walked away so triumphantly in the movie though <disgrace>

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Postby Hjl » Sun Dec 11, 2016 11:49 pm

So, monkey can use tools as that shows. He wins hands down

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Postby PISTON (BLACKCAT) » Sun Dec 25, 2016 11:26 pm

This is a difficult one.
I once saw a documentary where a group of chimps attacked other chimps in lesser numbers. It was brutal. The speed and strength was unbelievable but it was the sheer raw aggression that left it's mark. I'd say it was a frenzied attack at it's most extreme.
I always knew kangaroos weren't like fluffy kittens but reading this thread i was surprised just how dangerous they can be to other animals. They've got their own unique set of weapons which aren't just limited to deadly kicking.

This fight could down to which one gets in the first decisive blow. You get the impression that a chimp would possibly be able to fight on through an injury to continue an attack but any animal fighting for it's life can't be taken lightly.
I might have to sleep on this one before i cast a vote!!!

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Postby Bodacious Benny » Fri Jan 06, 2017 12:32 pm

PISTON (BLACKCAT) wrote:This is a difficult one.
I once saw a documentary where a group of chimps attacked other chimps in lesser numbers. It was brutal. The speed and strength was unbelievable but it was the sheer raw aggression that left it's mark. I'd say it was a frenzied attack at it's most extreme.
I always knew kangaroos weren't like fluffy kittens but reading this thread i was surprised just how dangerous they can be to other animals. They've got their own unique set of weapons which aren't just limited to deadly kicking.

This fight could down to which one gets in the first decisive blow. You get the impression that a chimp would possibly be able to fight on through an injury to continue an attack but any animal fighting for it's life can't be taken lightly.
I might have to sleep on this one before i cast a vote!!!


I've seen documentaries like that, chimps literally rip the limbs off of other chimps. Although in this scenario the chimp would be fighting alone.
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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

Postby PISTON (BLACKCAT) » Sun Jan 08, 2017 9:20 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:
PISTON (BLACKCAT) wrote:This is a difficult one.
I once saw a documentary where a group of chimps attacked other chimps in lesser numbers. It was brutal. The speed and strength was unbelievable but it was the sheer raw aggression that left it's mark. I'd say it was a frenzied attack at it's most extreme.
I always knew kangaroos weren't like fluffy kittens but reading this thread i was surprised just how dangerous they can be to other animals. They've got their own unique set of weapons which aren't just limited to deadly kicking.

This fight could down to which one gets in the first decisive blow. You get the impression that a chimp would possibly be able to fight on through an injury to continue an attack but any animal fighting for it's life can't be taken lightly.
I might have to sleep on this one before i cast a vote!!!


I've seen documentaries like that, chimps literally rip the limbs off of other chimps. Although in this scenario the chimp would be fighting alone.


It's only the fighting alone bit that's held me back from saying the chimp with 100% confidence. When they were in that group attack they were going absolutely f*cking ballistic. They were literally attacking with two feet, two arms and their teeth all at the same time. As a group they were almost unstoppable.
I'm going to make my decision and say if there were 10 one v one fights the chimp would win the vast majority. I'll give 1/10 or possibly 2/10 wins maximum to the kangaroo and that's purely based on it landing with it's one shot. Even then i think the kangaroo might land it's deadly blow and run away while there's an opportunity.
Either way there'd be more action than most of the matches ive watched this season!!!

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Re: Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a kangaroo?

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