Pavel's eBar

[PTAO?]

Mal7

It didn't go unnoticed

[Don Sholeone]

It didn't go unnoticed

Has anyone even seen Mal7, to know that she's real?

How do we even know it's not just the 7th incarnation of a home built sex robot, after the catastrophic failures that were Mal1 through 6, and I wonder if there is ever nightmares over the demise of Mal4 due to software corruption, the harrowing robotic echos through the night " K1LL-M3-SKAL-P3L" "Err0r Err0r" "delete...delete"

[biggeordiedave]

It didn't go unnoticed

Has anyone even seen Mal7, to know that she's real?

How do we even know it's not just the 7th incarnation of a home built sex robot, after the catastrophic failures that were Mal1 through 6, and I wonder if there is ever nightmares over the demise of Mal4 due to software corruption, the harrowing robotic echos through the night " K1LL-M3-SKAL-P3L" "Err0r Err0r" "delete...delete"

Is this skalpel?

[bodacious benny]

I have never heard anyone use so much toilet roll as the bloke in the cubicle next to me. f*** knows what he'd eaten, even stopped wiping to flush and then carried on wiping for several minutes more

[bodacious benny]

Oh, and he was one of those dirty fucks that does a token hand wash where the tap is on for 3 seconds and doesn't even need him to use the hand dryer.

[overseasTOON]

I've had a software update going on for over an hour so far and it's only at 25%.

Had a load of work to crack on with as well so might as well have a beer or two and give up for today.

[Don Sholeone]

I have never heard anyone use so much toilet roll as the bloke in the cubicle next to me. f*** knows what he'd eaten, even stopped wiping to flush and then carried on wiping for several minutes more

At work there's a guy who's an anxious shitter, you know he's in there but he still tries to hold his breathing whilst someone else is in the other cubicle then you hear a muffled but sharp intake of breath, sometimes I'll deliberately be slow washing my hands just to prolong his anxiety.

[bodacious benny]

I have never heard anyone use so much toilet roll as the bloke in the cubicle next to me. **** knows what he'd eaten, even stopped wiping to flush and then carried on wiping for several minutes more

At work there's a guy who's an anxious s***ter, you know he's in there but he still tries to hold his breathing whilst someone else is in the other cubicle then you hear a muffled but sharp intake of breath, sometimes I'll deliberately be slow washing my hands just to prolong his anxiety.

I've got a friend who can't understand people who can have a dump at work, she gets really paranoid that people will know she's gone for a s***

It's great going during work time. You're getting paid for it, they're paying for the bog roll, and it kills a bit of time!

[overseasTOON]

At work there's a guy who's an anxious s***ter, you know he's in there but he still tries to hold his breathing whilst someone else is in the other cubicle then you hear a muffled but sharp intake of breath, sometimes I'll deliberately be slow washing my hands just to prolong his anxiety.

I've got a friend who can't understand people who can have a dump at work, she gets really paranoid that people will know she's gone for a s***

It's great going during work time. You're getting paid for it, they're paying for the bog roll, and it kills a bit of time!

You've a great passion for shitting at the office.

[Hjl]

It's hilarious when you go in to the toilet cubicle and the guy next to you stops mid s*** and holds it in like it's a secret. Then carries on when he thinks you've gone.

I s*** loud and proud.

[Micky Quim]

Everyone shits, just get on with it. And if you or someone in another cubicle does a comical fart, laugh out loud!

[overseasTOON]

Since the GDPR kicked in today; I feel unloved.

Not a single email

[biggeordiedave]

Since the GDPR kicked in today; I feel unloved.

Not a single email

GDPR will be the next PPI. Lots of money to be made.

[Colback's Orange Tufts]

Since the GDPR kicked in today; I feel unloved.

Not a single email

GDPR will be the next PPI. Lots of money to be made.

By governments aye, individuals don't have much scope for compensation.

But for aggregious data losses... 4% of global turnover... The EU doesn't like big us tech. Imagine 4% for those....

[biggeordiedave]

GDPR will be the next PPI. Lots of money to be made.

By governments aye, individuals don't have much scope for compensation.

But for aggregious data losses... 4% of global turnover... The EU doesn't like big us tech. Imagine 4% for those....

£1000 every time my privacy is breached. I reckon that's good for about £3-4k per year

[Southern fairy]

Everyone s****, just get on with it. And if you or someone in another cubicle does a comical fart, laugh out loud!

I was in there for so long the other day that the sensor light went off

Could have been awkward being caught having a sh*tty arse and trousers down at the ankles whilst waving furiously in the middle of the bathroom.

[bodacious benny]

Everyone s****, just get on with it. And if you or someone in another cubicle does a comical fart, laugh out loud!

I was in there for so long the other day that the sensor light went off

Could have been awkward being caught having a sh*tty arse and trousers down at the ankles whilst waving furiously in the middle of the bathroom.

This possibility crosses my mind sometimes when I'm sat there for ages, there's a strange sense of relief when someone else walks in

[bodacious benny]

There's someone at my work who lines the toilet seat with paper before they'll have a s*** (like Finch does on American Pie). Either it's someone doing it for religious reasons or they're just a f***ing freak. Either way I don't really give a s***. What I do give a s*** about is that they don't remove the toilet paper when they've finished, they just leave it all over the seat, and that the dirty f***er(s) don't even flush.

[biggeordiedave]

There's someone at my work who lines the toilet seat with paper before they'll have a s*** (like Finch does on American Pie). Either it's someone doing it for religious reasons or they're just a f***ing freak. Either way I don't really give a s***. What I do give a s*** about is that they don't remove the toilet paper when they've finished, they just leave it all over the seat, and that the dirty f***er(s) don't even flush.

Didn't know this was even a thing.

[bodacious benny]

There's someone at my work who lines the toilet seat with paper before they'll have a s*** (like Finch does on American Pie). Either it's someone doing it for religious reasons or they're just a f***ing freak. Either way I don't really give a s***. What I do give a s*** about is that they don't remove the toilet paper when they've finished, they just leave it all over the seat, and that the dirty f***er(s) don't even flush.

Didn't know this was even a thing.

I'm sure some Muslims have got something about having to hose down their arse when they've had a s***. If you go to Dubai, Oman and places like that then loads of the toilet cubicles have got hose pipe things fitted.