Toilet paper!
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Toilet paper!
I've never known which way bog roll should really go...
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Strange, but I've ALWAYS done left pic, almost a bad luck superstition for me to do it as the right hand pic ... but according to the US inventor in the 19thC it is indeed 'correct' the LH one ... what do other posters 'do'??!
https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/120 ... Xg3Yg.jpeg
Strange, but I've ALWAYS done left pic, almost a bad luck superstition for me to do it as the right hand pic ... but according to the US inventor in the 19thC it is indeed 'correct' the LH one ... what do other posters 'do'??!
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The pic on the left is correct, anyone doing it the other way needs to take a long hard look at what their life has become.
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They've actually done studies on this before and found that people with lower incomes (or education, can't quite remember) do it like the right hand one. I can only assume this is because these people are indeed - as I hope everyone here will agree - stupid and don't understand that their way is quite clearly wrong. LH method you can quite clearly see where the tear lines are, you know how many sheets you'll be getting and your paper is less likely to brush up against a gross bathroom wall.
If you do the RH way I have zero respect for you as a human being and frankly think you should put yourself down the toilet along with your poorly ripped, quantity-of-sheets-unknown, germ-infested toilet paper.
If you do the RH way I have zero respect for you as a human being and frankly think you should put yourself down the toilet along with your poorly ripped, quantity-of-sheets-unknown, germ-infested toilet paper.
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I refuse to buy the expensive stuff. I saw my wife mummifying her hand in it. Mist have been 10 squares. Ridiculous.
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I choose not to watch my wife on the toilet
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I use the garden sprinkler.
The neighbours have gotten used to it now.
The neighbours have gotten used to it now.
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On a not unrelated note, how good is it when you have a s*** right before going in the shower and have a good clean after you've had a dump.overseasTOON wrote: ↑Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:24 amI use the garden sprinkler.
The neighbours have gotten used to it now.
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great replies!
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Once had a s*** while taking a shower, (Was in Japan and the jacks was tiny and you could position the shower head towards the toilet, seemed like a great idea when drunk)Bodacious Benny wrote: ↑Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:55 amOn a not unrelated note, how good is it when you have a s*** right before going in the shower and have a good clean after you've had a dump.overseasTOON wrote: ↑Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:24 amI use the garden sprinkler.
The neighbours have gotten used to it now.
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Giving this forum's record with shitting itself I thought this thread was a desperate cry of help
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Bought some cheep single ply TP. It disolved in my hand. Worst purchase ever.
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this thread's becoming a classic!
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We had this poll in the early days of the forum and it's safe to say we've got some f***ing wronguns on here .
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Someone in my house is a paper against the wall person. Absolute reprobate
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We used to use that shiny Izal stuff at school back in the 60's. We used to call it John Wayne paper because it wouldn't take sh!t off anyone.
If you tried wiping too hard it would slip and you ended up with a back looking like runway three at Heathrow
If you tried wiping too hard it would slip and you ended up with a back looking like runway three at Heathrow
My problem is reconciling my gross behaviour with my net income.
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I remember Izal it was like grease proof paper, it spread more than it wipedjimileysbaldhead wrote: ↑Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:51 pmWe used to use that shiny Izal stuff at school back in the 60's. We used to call it John Wayne paper because it wouldn't take sh!t off anyone.
If you tried wiping too hard it would slip and you ended up with a back looking like runway three at Heathrow
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It was good tracing paper.Tsi wrote: ↑Wed Oct 10, 2018 1:41 amI remember Izal it was like grease proof paper, it spread more than it wipedjimileysbaldhead wrote: ↑Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:51 pmWe used to use that shiny Izal stuff at school back in the 60's. We used to call it John Wayne paper because it wouldn't take sh!t off anyone.
If you tried wiping too hard it would slip and you ended up with a back looking like runway three at Heathrow
My problem is reconciling my gross behaviour with my net income.