Match day thread - Toon vs Everton

[Scalabrine]

[Caer Newydd]

At the end Silva was miffed a tad,
A single decision made him mad,
It was Mason's decision early on,
"Jordan Pickford should have gone",
He shouted over and again,
And demanded the ref explain,
Why he had not brandished a red,
With the Toffees two goals ahead,
And claimed there would be no second-half letdown,
Had Lee Mason sent off the clown.

[Colback's Orange Tufts]

It's insane we are only thee points (gl bit admittedly) behind Everton in the league given the serious wedge they've spend. People rate silva but its hardly value for money right

[Chappy]

At the end Silva was miffed a tad,
A single decision made him mad,
It was Mason's decision early on,
"Jordan Pickford should have gone",
He shouted over and again,
And demanded the ref explain,
Why he had not brandished a red,
With the Toffees two goals ahead,
And claimed there would be no second-half letdown,
Had Lee Mason sent off the clown.

Can you do one solely on how much of a cronut Pickford is?

[Tsi]

Can you do one solely on how much of a cronut Pickford is?

roses are red
posh people hunt
Kieth Flint is dead
and Pickfords a cronut

[Hjl]

Can you do one solely on how much of a cronut Pickford is?

roses are red
posh people hunt
Kieth Flint is dead
and Pickfords a cronut

[Tsi]

From this



to this in 45mins



what a wanker

[lassassinblanc]

What an injustice than Rondon was offside...

OK I've said it before so I'll say it again

Can a Mod make a Ayoze Perez Earplug smiley

No

[Chappy]

Can you do one solely on how much of a cronut Pickford is?

roses are red
posh people hunt
Kieth Flint is dead
and Pickfords a cronut

Savage yet heroic

[Speedo]

[Caer Newydd]

Can you do one solely on how much of a cronut Pickford is?

roses are red
posh people hunt
Kieth Flint is dead
and Pickfords a cronut

Can't better that quatrain,
Of the Mackem birdbrain,
But I read in their programme,
Those letters on his shirt,
Sportpesa, are an anagram,
And will readily convert,
To "spot arse" with a letter spare thus,
The "P" for Pickford being surplus.

[UlversToon]

Perez makes Garth Crooks' team of the week for what that is worth.

"Ayoze Perez: So, Marco Silva is the latest manager who thinks he can abuse the referee due to his team's inability to protect a two-goal lead and his goalkeeper's crisis in confidence?

Well, I can tell him that it wasn't Lee Mason who was responsible for his team's complete meltdown but Ayoze Perez.

The Spaniard ran Everton ragged, never lost his nerve and never gave up. Unlike Everton."

[Diego21]

[Toondes]

What was it? Link is dead?

[Diego21]

What was it? Link is dead?

It was the same that this