The funny corner

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Re: The funny corner

Post by daib0 » Sat Mar 16, 2019 8:56 am

Looking for good home for family dog.

It is a small terrier.

Only problem is it barks and whines all day until owner returns home.

If you are interested give me a call so I can hop over next doors fence and get it for you.
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Re: The funny corner

Post by lassassinblanc » Thu Mar 28, 2019 2:51 pm

An ex-girlfriend of mine was obsessed with counting, I often wonder what she is up to now.
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Re: The funny corner

Post by jimileysbaldhead » Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:21 am

I asked the wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nine or ten.
My problem is reconciling my gross behaviour with my net income.

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Re: The funny corner

Post by Tsi » Fri Apr 12, 2019 9:07 pm

So if a overweight person identifies as a slim person does that make them translender

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Re: The funny corner

Post by JamesBotch » Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:21 am

jimileysbaldhead wrote:
Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:21 am
I asked the wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nine or ten. Check out my blogs: eatrbox.com - camengo.com - toodrie.com
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Re: The funny corner

Post by daib0 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:08 pm

My mate was so unfairly put in prison just for having a stutter. The judge simply had it in for him....

In fact, we don't know if he'll ever finish his sentence....
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Re: The funny corner

Post by jimileysbaldhead » Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:45 pm

Currently bird watching with Sinead O'Connor.

So far its been seven owls and fifteen jays.....
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Re: The funny corner

Post by daib0 » Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:52 pm

A guy went to the doctors, and the doctor was fumbling around for a while but didn't say anything.
So the chap says "anything up, doc?"
The doctor replies "I just can't put my finger on the problem. But I'd reckon it is a drinking problem"
"Don't worry, doc, then I'll come back when you're sober!"
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Re: The funny corner

Post by seaside nipper » Wed Jul 17, 2019 8:55 am

Guy in the bakery points to the cake he wants
Assistant says Cupcake.
Guy says, ok Cupcake, that one there please !!??
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Re: The funny corner

Post by jimileysbaldhead » Sat Aug 31, 2019 11:26 am

Checked into a Swiss euthanasia clinic last, the bastards gave me Cheerios for breakfast.
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Re: The funny corner

Post by jimileysbaldhead » Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:03 am

Had the sh!ts for 6 weeks so I went to the doctors. He said " don't worry they're back to school tomorrow "
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Re: The funny corner

Post by daib0 » Fri Sep 06, 2019 10:40 am

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.
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Re: The funny corner

Post by daib0 » Fri Sep 06, 2019 12:56 pm

Young boy: "Dad, what fun does a priest have?"
Father: "nun...."
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