Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by thedeludedfannymagnet2 » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:40 pm

Seen that coming all day ...

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by lassassinblanc » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:40 pm

f***ing Yedlin
I'll Hazard a guess

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by Toondes » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:40 pm

Just stand him up for fucks sake. Thick as f*** diving in like that
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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by Sir Bobby » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:40 pm

Was that not a blatant free kick on Almiron in the lead up to the pen? f***ing stupid from Yedlin either way

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by Donkey Toon » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:41 pm

Bollocks!

We're gonna make hard work of survival aren't we!?

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by Don Sholeone » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:41 pm

Yedlin can just f*** off.

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by Heisen » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:41 pm

Death, taxes, and Wilfred Zaha winning a penalty
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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by thedeludedfannymagnet2 » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:41 pm

No need to touch him at all there

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by Donkey Toon » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:42 pm

Toondes wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:40 pm
Just stand him up for f***s sake. Thick as **** diving in like that

Jockeying is a forgotten skill in modern football unfortunately.

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by Toondes » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:42 pm

Heisen wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:41 pm
Death, taxes, and Wilfred Zaha winning a penalty
And DeAndre Yedlin
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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by overseasTOON » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:43 pm

Donkey Toon wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:42 pm
Toondes wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:40 pm
Just stand him up for f***s sake. Thick as **** diving in like that

Jockeying is a forgotten skill in modern football unfortunately.
On Grand National day as well <disgrace>

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by Toondes » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:43 pm

Rondon needs to give himself a shake as well. Been really wasteful today
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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by Heisen » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:43 pm

Yedlin clearly to blame but Almiron needs to learn just to release the ball sometimes, we had a good chance of a counter and instead he pissed about with it, lost it, they sprint up the pitch and win a penalty. Hopefully learned a lesson there.
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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by Donkey Toon » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:45 pm

Toondes wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:43 pm
Rondon needs to give himself a shake as well. Been really wasteful today
Gone off the boil recently. Not up to the standard he set for himself earlier in the season.

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by UlversToon » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:45 pm

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This has disaster written all over it but, nevertheless, I'm going for 3-1 Toon!
Well, I was right about one thing. <neg>

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by Donkey Toon » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:45 pm

overseasTOON wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:43 pm
Donkey Toon wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:42 pm



Jockeying is a forgotten skill in modern football unfortunately.
On Grand National day as well <disgrace>
Definitely true of any of the buggers I bet on anyway! <laugh>

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by originallad » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:47 pm

Well s***. I'm in Darlington today. Glad I didn't venture to Newcastle.

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by thedeludedfannymagnet2 » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:48 pm

Rubbish cross

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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by Toondes » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:48 pm

Hope Yedlin is sold in the summer. Absolute gash. Can’t defend , can’t cross but he does run really fast
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Re: Match thread - NUFC v Crystal Palace

Post by Donkey Toon » Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:48 pm

We've been so wasteful in the final third today. Just lofting the ball into the area on a wing and a prayer. Useless.

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