Mark Lawrenson is currently answering questions on Reddit!

[beatski]

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ ... confidence

[Valentino's fast feet]

Ooh, this should be fun

[–]paultry 194 points 5 hours ago
Why are so many pundits ex-Liverpool players?
[–]IamLawro 762 points 5 hours ago
Good question. I think it's because we won every trophy going - so we were always doing interviews. People knew we could speak semi-coherently. We all talk s**** anyway.

[Cal]

ChadHogan_:
Hi Mark, would you rather fight one Andy Carroll sized duck, or 100 duck sized Andy Carrolls?

IamLawro:
100 duck sized Andy Carrolls. Because 95% would be injured anyway.

And his son wants him to listen to Athletico Mince

[beatski]

N7HEA
Why do you suck the joy out of everything you touch? You could make the most beautiful poem sound like the instructions for making concrete.


IamLawro:
Because I am a miserable bastard.

[ALF]

He's such a bellend but he's brilliant

[Aldridge Prior]

ChadHogan_:
Hi Mark, would you rather fight one Andy Carroll sized duck, or 100 duck sized Andy Carrolls?

IamLawro:
100 duck sized Andy Carrolls. Because 95% would be injured anyway.

And his son wants him to listen to Athletico Mince

Has anyone asked him if his shirts are made of zinc yet?

[Colly]

They asked him if he's found out what a Belinda Wipe is.

[Aldridge Prior]

They asked him if he's found out what a Belinda Wipe is.

NGINI!

[Valentino's fast feet]

tim119

Out of all the pundits you have worked with, who is 1, the one you consider to have the least knowledge on football, 2, the most annoying, 3, the smartest with the most knowledge of football?

Regards, Tim.

IamLawro

1. Robbie Savage - never has a man been more aptly named
2. As above
3. Graeme Souness

[Toondes]

They asked him if he's found out what a Belinda Wipe is.

NGINI!

I must be too old but I don't get it ?

What is a belinda wipe ? What is NGIN?

[Colly]

Ask Barbara.

[lassassinblanc]

ChadHogan_:
Hi Mark, would you rather fight one Andy Carroll sized duck, or 100 duck sized Andy Carrolls?

IamLawro:
100 duck sized Andy Carrolls. Because 95% would be injured anyway.

And his son wants him to listen to Athletico Mince

That's brilliant.

I know Lawro well through work I've done with off the ball he is a nice guy

[Valentino's fast feet]

BBC Sport have done a summary of some of the best ones. Useful for this, but that site has really gone downhill this season. The Pancake Day XI as front page news was some of the worst of it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48102678