Pavel's eBar

What to do with empty filing cabinet in office?

Keep it, just in case.
3
9%
Remove it.
0
No votes
Shoot it.
3
9%
Fill with booze.
16
48%
Turn into modern art.
4
12%
Sell it to Ashley as our new star striker in exchange for a big mug and £5 SD voucher.
7
21%
 
Total votes: 33

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by overseasTOON » Fri Jul 17, 2020 9:55 am

Decided to deep clean the inside of my car this morning and turns out it doubles up as a green house in the sunshine.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by biggeordiedave » Fri Jul 17, 2020 10:48 am

overseasTOON wrote:
Fri Jul 17, 2020 9:55 am
Decided to deep clean the inside of my car this morning and turns out it doubles up as a green house in the sunshine.
During the summer I generally leave my windows open half an inch otherwise the car is unbearable.
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by overseasTOON » Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:05 am

biggeordiedave wrote:
Fri Jul 17, 2020 10:48 am
overseasTOON wrote:
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Decided to deep clean the inside of my car this morning and turns out it doubles up as a green house in the sunshine.
During the summer I generally leave my windows open half an inch otherwise the car is unbearable.
Can't do that where I live or some little f***er will come along and rip the window out.

I went to the local tip yesterday and left the boot open as I walked to one of the garden waste containers and when I was coming back saw some asshole was rummaging the boot of my car for stuff to steal. Shouted and he ran off with nothing but that takes the piss.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by overseasTOON » Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:13 pm

Off furlough from start of August and over the moon. Back to work; from home but very happy to get back amongst it all again.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by overseasTOON » Fri Jul 24, 2020 5:44 pm

My Dad has a new term he's been using the last few days to describe a problem on social media.

I have to tell him what "Glory Hole" means now.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by overseasTOON » Fri Jul 24, 2020 5:46 pm

As an example, having too much clutter in the house is a "glory hole" every family has.

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Post by Bodacious Benny » Fri Jul 24, 2020 8:41 pm

<laugh>
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by overseasTOON » Mon Jul 27, 2020 8:37 am

Woke up at 6am and quietly as possible taped up the walls we had re-plastered due to rising damp and started painting the sealant.

Was moaned at by 8am because the house stinks and it woke everyone up. I've got the undercoat do start tomorrow morning so they'll be really pissed off.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by DavideDuck » Mon Jul 27, 2020 10:00 pm

Bit of a random one, but did we ever find out if that German Pardew superfan was Skalps?
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by skalpel » Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:44 pm

DavideDuck wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 10:00 pm
Bit of a random one, but did we ever find out if that German Pardew superfan was Skalps?
Total coincidence that I was away at the time. I'll let you decide on whether or not that first sentence is sarcastic <roll>.
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It wasn't me. No idea who it was, and I missed the whole thing because iirc I was away on a holiday getting engaged at the time.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Blue & Maroon » Tue Jul 28, 2020 2:27 pm

DavideDuck wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 10:00 pm
Bit of a random one, but did we ever find out if that German Pardew superfan was Skalps?
You been feeling guilty after wanking again?

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by DavideDuck » Tue Jul 28, 2020 2:39 pm

skalpel wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:44 pm
DavideDuck wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 10:00 pm
Bit of a random one, but did we ever find out if that German Pardew superfan was Skalps?
Total coincidence that I was away at the time. I'll let you decide on whether or not that first sentence is sarcastic <roll>.
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It wasn't me. No idea who it was, and I missed the whole thing because iirc I was away on a holiday getting engaged at the time.
It's certainly a peculiar one. I was reminded of it yesterday after trawling through my old youtube history and coming across bizarre NUFC related vids such as this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yymo4fL ... LCn-R4kT4A
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You been feeling guilty after wanking again?
Unfortunately, even if I did have the urge, the material isn't out there anymore. There are a few news articles on the topic, but it seems the original vid got taken down. Don't blame her if she was actually real, since you had the likes of the Mirror plastering her youtube channel on their site: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... an-1300623

Edit: Just rediscovered this interesting eBar post by the person in question...
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yes i m back in germany and yes i m pregnant yes i will abort next monday and yes i m a monster :(
silverfoxfan wrote: if it was Alan Pardews child I wouldnt want to abort but in that case ..... I dont even know the name of the father and where he is now T_T and i m having mental conversations with the baby that the rainbows , colorful ponies and sweets in heaven are so much greater than life on planet earth
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Hjl » Tue Jul 28, 2020 5:38 pm

What in the world?.......

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Bodacious Benny » Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:26 am

Haha I remember that <laugh>
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by biggeordiedave » Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:40 am

Chappaz turned into a complete sex pest when "she" was around. I even wrote a poem about it from his perspective.
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by ALF » Wed Jul 29, 2020 3:54 pm

biggeordiedave wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:40 am
Chappaz turned into a complete sex pest when "she" was around. I even wrote a poem about it from his perspective.
biggeordiedave wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:16 pm
He even wrote her a poem.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Silverfoxfan,
Get in my van.
<laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

I thought it turned out to be Skalps on the wind up.

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by jpg » Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:49 pm

Whatever happened to the member who £100k on a scratch card?


I had always assumed this to be genuine

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by Bodacious Benny » Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:53 pm

jpg wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:49 pm
Whatever happened to the member who £100k on a scratch card?


I had always assumed this to be genuine
I think that was genuine <scratch>

Didn’t someone else here know who it was and said they turned into a bit of a dick?
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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by biggeordiedave » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:02 am

I'm pretty sure it was HIAG who won the £100k on a scratchcard. That wasn't his most glorious forum moment however...

https://toonforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=809

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Re: Pavel's eBar

Post by biggeordiedave » Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:46 am

The explosion in Beirut is absolutely awful. If the cause they are talking about (2750 tonnes of ammonium nitrate in a warehouse) is true then the scale of the damage will be huge. I was reading a comparison with the Oklahoma City bombing. They used 2 tonnes of it and killed 168 people and injured hundreds more. It affected dozens of cars and buildings within a 16 block radius, with some buildings completely destroyed and caused around $650m worth of damage.

I think the only saving grace here is that it was in the port and not further inland.
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