Match thread - Manchester City v Newcastle United

[ALF]

I was barely even checking the score. I don't have BT but I wouldn't have watched it even if it was on Sky, we never stood a chance playing Bruceball against Man City.

No doubt you'll still have an ill informed opinion as to which CM was least s***

We had CM's? I heard it was a 9-0-1 formation.

[krully]

I thought we'd only have 23% possession, so silver lining and all that. Didn't bother watching this because I knew it'd be an absolute omnishambles of football for us.