Eriksen to NUFC? No, Eriksen to MUFC

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Eriksen to NUFC? No, Eriksen to MUFC

Post by Aldridge Prior » Wed Jun 22, 2022 3:25 pm

Rumours via a friend of a friend of a friend a couple of hours ago that he's booked to stay somewhere in Newcastle over the next few days, and in the last hour the odds have went from 25/1 to 3/1.

I'm either gonna look ITK as f***, or like a total bellend aren't I?

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Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

Post by bodacious benny » Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:22 pm

Is he in a hostel in Jesmond next to Barnetta?
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Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

Post by Aldridge Prior » Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:30 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote: โ†‘
Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:22 pm
Is he in a hostel in Jesmond next to Barnetta?
Waiting for CWarr to confirm :bandit:

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Post by Don Sholeone » Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:39 pm

Would be a cracking signing for us, Him, Bruno, Joelinton would easily give us a top 8 potentially 6, quality midfield.

Let hope you look itk as f*** <laugh>

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Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

Post by Aldridge Prior » Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:43 pm

Don Sholeone wrote: โ†‘
Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:39 pm
Would be a cracking signing for us, Him, Bruno, Joelinton would easily give us a top 8 potentially 6, quality midfield.

Let hope you look itk as **** <laugh>
Well me too, because I couldn't resist a tenner at 20/1 ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

Post by Don Sholeone » Wed Jun 22, 2022 5:01 pm

Aldridge Prior wrote: โ†‘
Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:43 pm
Don Sholeone wrote: โ†‘
Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:39 pm
Would be a cracking signing for us, Him, Bruno, Joelinton would easily give us a top 8 potentially 6, quality midfield.

Let hope you look itk as **** <laugh>
Well me too, because I couldn't resist a tenner at 20/1 ๐Ÿ˜‚
Also on the plus side a vacancy has just opened up on this forum recently after the links to Thorgan Hazard emerged, we now need someone to be our target for ridicule. So whatever the outcome it's win win all around for TF.

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Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

Post by Aldridge Prior » Wed Jun 22, 2022 5:08 pm

Don Sholeone wrote: โ†‘
Wed Jun 22, 2022 5:01 pm
Aldridge Prior wrote: โ†‘
Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:43 pm


Well me too, because I couldn't resist a tenner at 20/1 ๐Ÿ˜‚
Also on the plus side a vacancy has just opened up on this forum recently after the links to Thorgan Hazard emerged, we now need someone to be our target for ridicule. So whatever the outcome it's win win all around for TF.
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Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

Post by Blue & Maroon » Wed Jun 22, 2022 5:08 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote: โ†‘
Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:22 pm
Is he in a hostel in Jesmond next to Barnetta?
Aye just down the road from Per Ciljan Skjelbred.

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Post by Remember Colo » Wed Jun 22, 2022 7:35 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote: โ†‘
Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:22 pm
Is he in a hostel in Jesmond next to Barnetta?
Hostel? It was the Jesmond Dene House! Only the finest of historic hotel accommodations in Jesmond.

I can confirm I met Tranquillo Barnetta eating breakfast there during my honeymoon. Lovely chap - it may surprise people that he ordered the grilled craster kippers.

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Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

Post by lassassinblanc » Wed Jun 22, 2022 8:46 pm

Don Sholeone wrote: โ†‘
Wed Jun 22, 2022 5:01 pm
Aldridge Prior wrote: โ†‘
Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:43 pm


Well me too, because I couldn't resist a tenner at 20/1 ๐Ÿ˜‚
Also on the plus side a vacancy has just opened up on this forum recently after the links to Thorgan Hazard emerged, we now need someone to be our target for ridicule. So whatever the outcome it's win win all around for TF.
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Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

Post by gola » Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:32 am

<ohnoes> <ohnoes> <ohnoes> friday announcement 2 with pop?? <dotheameobi>

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Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

Post by bodacious benny » Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:39 am

It'd be a massive coup if we pulled this off, but I'd think Man Utd will be strong favourites if he stays in the PL.
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Post by Oval85 » Thu Jun 23, 2022 11:14 am

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Post by Sanchino » Thu Jun 23, 2022 12:18 pm

Don Sholeone wrote: โ†‘
Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:39 pm
Would be a cracking signing for us, Him, Bruno, Joelinton would easily give us a top 8 potentially 6, quality midfield.

Let hope you look itk as **** <laugh>
This. Would be a cracking signing. If he goes United he'll be rotating with other players in his position like Fernandes/Van De Beek/etc, not sure he'll be starting week in week out but with us he'll 100% be 1st choice CM/CAM. <ok>

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Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

Post by Aldridge Prior » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:43 am

Obviously he's arrived yesterday, went straight to bed, and is now being given a tour of the town and stadium. Tomorrow he signs. Sunday announcement :bandit:

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Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

Post by Tsi » Thu Jun 30, 2022 9:34 pm

Doesn't his contract end tomorrow?

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Post by Valentino's fast feet » Thu Jun 30, 2022 10:03 pm

Tsi wrote: โ†‘
Thu Jun 30, 2022 9:34 pm
Doesn't his contract end tomorrow?
Technically I think it ends tonight haha. Doesn't mean he has to have a next move set up already necessarily. As good as a signing he'd clearly be, I can't see us being able to offer anything that another team can't give and more so. Stay at Brentford he's still in London, be the main man, Danish contingent there as well. Go back to Spurs, stay in London, work with Conte again, CL football. Man U he might not be a guarenteed starter (maybe he should be though) but they'll throw money at him
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Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

Post by bodacious benny » Fri Jul 01, 2022 7:54 am

Eriksen would be a statement signing even on a free, though I don't think CM is our most pressing area of concern. If we did start the season with Joelinton, Bruno, Shelvey, Willock and Longstaff as our CM picks it's not bad.

A winger and a striker are far more important for the upcoming season as Wilson is made of glass and Wood will be a useful squad man but isn't going to get lots of goals.

Out wide we're quite reliant on ASM still, though Almiron did well at the end of last season he still doesn't provide enough goals/assists and Fraser will be more of a squad/rotation player too.

But obviously if it was the case that Eriksen was interested we'd be mad to pass on it!
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Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

Post by lassassinblanc » Mon Jul 04, 2022 11:15 am

Off to Man United
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Re: Eriksen to NUFC?

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