Jetro Willems available for 10 million

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Post by CIH » Thu Nov 07, 2019 11:33 pm

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Nice headache to have when Lejeune and Schar are back. If the rest of our team had the strength we’ve got in the CB positions then we’d be pushing top 4 <laugh>
Since over half of our league goals this season have been scored by defenders maybe we should just play a couple pf them up front to fit everyone in!
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Re: Jetro Willems available for 10 million

Post by Ivan Drago » Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:10 pm

Mike is a tyre kicker he will walk rings around Jerto while he thinks about the deal, asking the relevant questions like has he has any tax or test left on him, if he has been crashed, and does he come with some floor mats and a full tank of petrol. He is just about to shake hands on the deal when he spots the written off little wreck out the back, Just then other buyer walks in says how much for Jetro because he has been looking for a couple of years for a car like this and says we will take him now and they new ower is confused atas to why Mike decided that Jetro is a earlier model and thinks the sell on fee is too low, even though he is desperate and that although Jetro was perfect for him at a fantasic price with all the extras thrown in, He decides the 400 pound price tag is far too good for him to turn down. Although it is a total write off of twisted metal Mike decides that he must buy it now before a scrap man show up to take it to the crusher. He hands over the £400 up front and skips out happy with his decision to come home to a exited Steve untill he spots that Jetro is not with him, Mike says the replacement is quality as he watched the video the car driving into a a row of trees where it was written off but Mike swears it looked a decent find before that, Mike says the cars previous owner had also written off the car but thought f*** it I will just use Pritt Stick Glue a new front end on, using selotape to strengthen the chasis and to make the joins perfect he found some plaster of Paris it works just as well as welding it, It is a great way to prepare for a paint job as its easy to sand the only problem is the car is nit allowed to get wet or carry more than one small f***ing stupid diy mechanic who has confused wheeler dealers with homes under the hammer he spent hours trying to spot weld the ceiling plaster board joints untill his kids got in from school and pointed out his mistake of trying to weld metal to paper as paper is what only someone who would try to repair a car's damaged chasis and body with the supplies used to decorate a kitchen or they have never saw a episode of wheeler dealers when Ed found Rust cut it out and used either Tape or Glue to fix the new steel to repair the Rust problem. Plaster of Paris is rarely used in any garage to attach a new front end to a badly damaged wreck no matter how much Selotape and glue is used,

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Re: Jetro Willems available for 10 million

Post by Colly » Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:42 pm

Pardon?

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Post by Remember Colo » Mon Dec 09, 2019 3:05 pm

Dude, you need to chill.

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Post by Bodacious Benny » Mon Dec 09, 2019 4:56 pm

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Post by UlversToon » Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:58 pm

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Post by ALF » Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:46 pm

Ivan Drago wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:10 pm
Mike is a tyre kicker he will walk rings around Jerto while he thinks about the deal, asking the relevant questions like has he has any tax or test left on him, if he has been crashed, and does he come with some floor mats and a full tank of petrol. He is just about to shake hands on the deal when he spots the written off little wreck out the back, Just then other buyer walks in says how much for Jetro because he has been looking for a couple of years for a car like this and says we will take him now and they new ower is confused atas to why Mike decided that Jetro is a earlier model and thinks the sell on fee is too low, even though he is desperate and that although Jetro was perfect for him at a fantasic price with all the extras thrown in, He decides the 400 pound price tag is far too good for him to turn down. Although it is a total write off of twisted metal Mike decides that he must buy it now before a scrap man show up to take it to the crusher. He hands over the £400 up front and skips out happy with his decision to come home to a exited Steve untill he spots that Jetro is not with him, Mike says the replacement is quality as he watched the video the car driving into a a row of trees where it was written off but Mike swears it looked a decent find before that, Mike says the cars previous owner had also written off the car but thought f*** it I will just use Pritt Stick Glue a new front end on, using selotape to strengthen the chasis and to make the joins perfect he found some plaster of Paris it works just as well as welding it, It is a great way to prepare for a paint job as its easy to sand the only problem is the car is nit allowed to get wet or carry more than one small f***ing stupid diy mechanic who has confused wheeler dealers with homes under the hammer he spent hours trying to spot weld the ceiling plaster board joints untill his kids got in from school and pointed out his mistake of trying to weld metal to paper as paper is what only someone who would try to repair a car's damaged chasis and body with the supplies used to decorate a kitchen or they have never saw a episode of wheeler dealers when Ed found Rust cut it out and used either Tape or Glue to fix the new steel to repair the Rust problem. Plaster of Paris is rarely used in any garage to attach a new front end to a badly damaged wreck no matter how much Selotape and glue is used,
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Post by Bodacious Benny » Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:54 am

I'm the scumbag outlaw. You're the pillar of justice. Neither of us like looking at ourselves in the mirror. Do we have a deal?

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Post by Toondes » Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:50 am

ALF wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:46 pm
Ivan Drago wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:10 pm
Mike is a tyre kicker he will walk rings around Jerto while he thinks about the deal, asking the relevant questions like has he has any tax or test left on him, if he has been crashed, and does he come with some floor mats and a full tank of petrol. He is just about to shake hands on the deal when he spots the written off little wreck out the back, Just then other buyer walks in says how much for Jetro because he has been looking for a couple of years for a car like this and says we will take him now and they new ower is confused atas to why Mike decided that Jetro is a earlier model and thinks the sell on fee is too low, even though he is desperate and that although Jetro was perfect for him at a fantasic price with all the extras thrown in, He decides the 400 pound price tag is far too good for him to turn down. Although it is a total write off of twisted metal Mike decides that he must buy it now before a scrap man show up to take it to the crusher. He hands over the £400 up front and skips out happy with his decision to come home to a exited Steve untill he spots that Jetro is not with him, Mike says the replacement is quality as he watched the video the car driving into a a row of trees where it was written off but Mike swears it looked a decent find before that, Mike says the cars previous owner had also written off the car but thought **** it I will just use Pritt Stick Glue a new front end on, using selotape to strengthen the chasis and to make the joins perfect he found some plaster of Paris it works just as well as welding it, It is a great way to prepare for a paint job as its easy to sand the only problem is the car is nit allowed to get wet or carry more than one small f***ing stupid diy mechanic who has confused wheeler dealers with homes under the hammer he spent hours trying to spot weld the ceiling plaster board joints untill his kids got in from school and pointed out his mistake of trying to weld metal to paper as paper is what only someone who would try to repair a car's damaged chasis and body with the supplies used to decorate a kitchen or they have never saw a episode of wheeler dealers when Ed found Rust cut it out and used either Tape or Glue to fix the new steel to repair the Rust problem. Plaster of Paris is rarely used in any garage to attach a new front end to a badly damaged wreck no matter how much Selotape and glue is used,
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Post by biggeordiedave » Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:45 pm

Ivan Drago wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:10 pm
Mike is a tyre kicker he will walk rings around Jerto while he thinks about the deal, asking the relevant questions like has he has any tax or test left on him, if he has been crashed, and does he come with some floor mats and a full tank of petrol. He is just about to shake hands on the deal when he spots the written off little wreck out the back, Just then other buyer walks in says how much for Jetro because he has been looking for a couple of years for a car like this and says we will take him now and they new ower is confused atas to why Mike decided that Jetro is a earlier model and thinks the sell on fee is too low, even though he is desperate and that although Jetro was perfect for him at a fantasic price with all the extras thrown in, He decides the 400 pound price tag is far too good for him to turn down. Although it is a total write off of twisted metal Mike decides that he must buy it now before a scrap man show up to take it to the crusher. He hands over the £400 up front and skips out happy with his decision to come home to a exited Steve untill he spots that Jetro is not with him, Mike says the replacement is quality as he watched the video the car driving into a a row of trees where it was written off but Mike swears it looked a decent find before that, Mike says the cars previous owner had also written off the car but thought f*** it I will just use Pritt Stick Glue a new front end on, using selotape to strengthen the chasis and to make the joins perfect he found some plaster of Paris it works just as well as welding it, It is a great way to prepare for a paint job as its easy to sand the only problem is the car is nit allowed to get wet or carry more than one small f***ing stupid diy mechanic who has confused wheeler dealers with homes under the hammer he spent hours trying to spot weld the ceiling plaster board joints untill his kids got in from school and pointed out his mistake of trying to weld metal to paper as paper is what only someone who would try to repair a car's damaged chasis and body with the supplies used to decorate a kitchen or they have never saw a episode of wheeler dealers when Ed found Rust cut it out and used either Tape or Glue to fix the new steel to repair the Rust problem. Plaster of Paris is rarely used in any garage to attach a new front end to a badly damaged wreck no matter how much Selotape and glue is used,
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Re: Jetro Willems available for 10 million

Post by Remember Colo » Thu Dec 12, 2019 6:17 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:
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That's great news! Seems like an obvious choice, but glad they're getting a move on with it.

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Post by overseasTOON » Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:36 pm

Bodacious Benny wrote:
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Good tyre kicking Mike!

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Post by krully » Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:38 pm

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Post by Don Sholeone » Mon Dec 30, 2019 5:04 pm

Thought we might have heard something official on Jetro by now, would be nice to get this tied up when go all out for Bowen and a CM, hopefully another striker if we move on Gayle and Muto.

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Post by Colly » Mon Dec 30, 2019 5:06 pm

It'll pop up midway through January and odds are be our only incoming transfer business.

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Post by krully » Mon Dec 30, 2019 5:15 pm

Colly wrote:
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It'll pop up midway through January and odds are be our only incoming transfer business.

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Post by ALF » Mon Dec 30, 2019 5:30 pm

Most clubs would have him signed by now.

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Re: Jetro Willems available for 10 million

Post by Don Sholeone » Mon Dec 30, 2019 5:46 pm

I honestly don't understand why we cant ever put deals in place for the opening of the window, it seems every other club can do that but us.

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Re: Jetro Willems available for 10 million

Post by CIH » Mon Dec 30, 2019 6:03 pm

It may well have been done, just not announced yet? We've done that before, albeit not with a loan - Janmaat was rocking around St. James' for a couple of days before the club announced him. Or perhaps the buy clause can only be activated within a transfer window.

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