Pavel's eBar
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Decided to deep clean the inside of my car this morning and turns out it doubles up as a green house in the sunshine.
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During the summer I generally leave my windows open half an inch otherwise the car is unbearable.overseasTOON wrote: ↑Fri Jul 17, 2020 9:55 amDecided to deep clean the inside of my car this morning and turns out it doubles up as a green house in the sunshine.
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Can't do that where I live or some little f***er will come along and rip the window out.biggeordiedave wrote: ↑Fri Jul 17, 2020 10:48 amDuring the summer I generally leave my windows open half an inch otherwise the car is unbearable.overseasTOON wrote: ↑Fri Jul 17, 2020 9:55 amDecided to deep clean the inside of my car this morning and turns out it doubles up as a green house in the sunshine.
I went to the local tip yesterday and left the boot open as I walked to one of the garden waste containers and when I was coming back saw some a**hole was rummaging the boot of my car for stuff to steal. Shouted and he ran off with nothing but that takes the piss.
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Off furlough from start of August and over the moon. Back to work; from home but very happy to get back amongst it all again.
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My Dad has a new term he's been using the last few days to describe a problem on social media.
I have to tell him what "Glory Hole" means now.
I have to tell him what "Glory Hole" means now.
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As an example, having too much clutter in the house is a "glory hole" every family has.
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I'm the scumbag outlaw. You're the pillar of justice. Neither of us like looking at ourselves in the mirror. Do we have a deal?
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Woke up at 6am and quietly as possible taped up the walls we had re-plastered due to rising damp and started painting the sealant.
Was moaned at by 8am because the house stinks and it woke everyone up. I've got the undercoat do start tomorrow morning so they'll be really pissed off.
Was moaned at by 8am because the house stinks and it woke everyone up. I've got the undercoat do start tomorrow morning so they'll be really pissed off.
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Bit of a random one, but did we ever find out if that German Pardew superfan was Skalps?
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Total coincidence that I was away at the time. I'll let you decide on whether or not that first sentence is sarcastic .DavideDuck wrote: ↑Mon Jul 27, 2020 10:00 pmBit of a random one, but did we ever find out if that German Pardew superfan was Skalps?
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It wasn't me. No idea who it was, and I missed the whole thing because iirc I was away on a holiday getting engaged at the time.
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You been feeling guilty after wanking again?DavideDuck wrote: ↑Mon Jul 27, 2020 10:00 pmBit of a random one, but did we ever find out if that German Pardew superfan was Skalps?
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It's certainly a peculiar one. I was reminded of it yesterday after trawling through my old youtube history and coming across bizarre NUFC related vids such as this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yymo4fL ... LCn-R4kT4Askalpel wrote: ↑Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:44 pmTotal coincidence that I was away at the time. I'll let you decide on whether or not that first sentence is sarcastic .DavideDuck wrote: ↑Mon Jul 27, 2020 10:00 pmBit of a random one, but did we ever find out if that German Pardew superfan was Skalps?
SpoilerShowIt wasn't me. No idea who it was, and I missed the whole thing because iirc I was away on a holiday getting engaged at the time.
Unfortunately, even if I did have the urge, the material isn't out there anymore. There are a few news articles on the topic, but it seems the original vid got taken down. Don't blame her if she was actually real, since you had the likes of the Mirror plastering her youtube channel on their site: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... an-1300623
Edit: Just rediscovered this interesting eBar post by the person in question...
silverfoxfan wrote: ↑Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:48 pmyes i m back in germany and yes i m pregnant yes i will abort next monday and yes i m a monster
viewtopic.php?f=2&t=15&p=310931#p310931silverfoxfan wrote: if it was Alan Pardews child I wouldnt want to abort but in that case ..... I dont even know the name of the father and where he is now T_T and i m having mental conversations with the baby that the rainbows , colorful ponies and sweets in heaven are so much greater than life on planet earth
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What in the world?.......
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Haha I remember that
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Chappaz turned into a complete sex pest when "she" was around. I even wrote a poem about it from his perspective.
biggeordiedave wrote: ↑Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:16 pmHe even wrote her a poem.
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biggeordiedave wrote: ↑Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:40 amChappaz turned into a complete sex pest when "she" was around. I even wrote a poem about it from his perspective.
biggeordiedave wrote: ↑Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:16 pmHe even wrote her a poem.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Silverfoxfan,
Get in my van.
I thought it turned out to be Skalps on the wind up.
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Whatever happened to the member who £100k on a scratch card?
I had always assumed this to be genuine
I had always assumed this to be genuine
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I think that was genuine
Didn’t someone else here know who it was and said they turned into a bit of a dick?
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I'm pretty sure it was HIAG who won the £100k on a scratchcard. That wasn't his most glorious forum moment however...
https://toonforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=809
https://toonforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=809
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The explosion in Beirut is absolutely awful. If the cause they are talking about (2750 tonnes of ammonium nitrate in a warehouse) is true then the scale of the damage will be huge. I was reading a comparison with the Oklahoma City bombing. They used 2 tonnes of it and killed 168 people and injured hundreds more. It affected dozens of cars and buildings within a 16 block radius, with some buildings completely destroyed and caused around $650m worth of damage.
I think the only saving grace here is that it was in the port and not further inland.
I think the only saving grace here is that it was in the port and not further inland.
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